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[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

but squirtle is the best can we just admit

[The Batlord]

**** no. Baby dragon with a bonfire on its tail vs. blue turtle.

[DwnWthVwls]

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

but squirtle is the best can we just admit

Now we can call you Sqwerty..

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Now we can call you Sqwerty..

lol Bat's been doing that for awhile now.

[Cuthbert]

Anal fissure - NHS Choices

You can help soothe the pain by taking simple painkillers, such as paracetamol or ibuprofen, or by soaking your bottom in a warm bath several times a day, particularly after a bowel movement.

lol

[Mindy]

[Cuthbert]

If you bid for an item on eBay and you don't pay within 24 hours you are a massive CUNT.

[Key]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

If you bid for an item on eBay and you don't pay within 24 hours you are a massive CUNT.

I once had a guy buy something off me from eBay. He waited almost 2 weeks to pay me for the item that had already been shipped. Then he reported the item as stolen or not delivered in an attempt to get his money back.

Luckily eBay was on my side since the tracking system they have proved the item had been sent to the guy in question. Whether or not he got it specifically isn't really my problem at that point.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by Ki

I once had a guy buy something off me from eBay. He waited almost 2 weeks to pay me for the item that had already been shipped. Then he reported the item as stolen or not delivered in an attempt to get his money back.

Luckily eBay was on my side since the tracking system they have proved the item had been sent to the guy in question. Whether or not he got it specifically isn't really my problem at that point.

Scum of the Earth.

[Key]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Scum of the Earth.

Yeah. It had put my bank on hold because it was noted as a "stolen charge" or whatever so it was a hassle.