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Old 10-15-2016, 04:29 AM   #9381 (permalink)
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When will women realize that plastic surgery typically makes you look worse?
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Old 10-15-2016, 04:31 AM   #9382 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2016, 04:44 AM   #9383 (permalink)
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Around the same time when humanity finally realizes that being an aggressive douche to the people working in retail who are forced to interact with them accomplish nothing besides temporarily boosting their dwindling sense of self-esteem, the reliance on which makes them feel like insecure and unfulfilled shit-weasels whenever there's nobody around for them to shit on.

It ain't gonna happen. 'Cause everyone deals with low self-esteem in their own way, and it usually ain't pretty.
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Old 10-15-2016, 09:15 AM   #9384 (permalink)
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Around the same time when humanity finally realizes that being an aggressive douche to the people working in retail who are forced to interact with them accomplish nothing besides temporarily boosting their dwindling sense of self-esteem, the reliance on which makes them feel like insecure and unfulfilled shit-weasels whenever there's nobody around for them to shit on.

It ain't gonna happen. 'Cause everyone deals with low self-esteem in their own way, and it usually ain't pretty.
Thank god I work at Burger King. I don't know what I'd do if what I was selling to the customers wasn't a consumable I could spit in.
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Old 10-15-2016, 09:40 AM   #9385 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2016, 10:06 AM   #9386 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2016, 10:22 AM   #9387 (permalink)
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If I sent this to the Burger King execs you could be living on your own and jobless.
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 10-15-2016, 10:24 AM   #9388 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2016, 10:32 AM   #9389 (permalink)
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If I sent this to the Burger King execs you could be living on your own and jobless.
lol @ getting in contact with actual human beings at burger king headquarters
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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