Originally Posted by Suzy Creamcheese (Post 1758261)

Around the same time when humanity finally realizes that being an aggressive douche to the people working in retail who are forced to interact with them accomplish nothing besides temporarily boosting their dwindling sense of self-esteem, the reliance on which makes them feel like insecure and unfulfilled shit-weasels whenever there's nobody around for them to shit on.

It ain't gonna happen. 'Cause everyone deals with low self-esteem in their own way, and it usually ain't pretty.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1758304)

Thank god I work at Burger King. I don't know what I'd do if what I was selling to the customers wasn't a consumable I could spit in.

Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1758333)

If I sent this to the Burger King execs you could be living on your own and jobless.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1758338)

lol @ getting in contact with actual human beings at burger king headquarters

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1758338)

lol @ getting in contact with actual human beings at burger king headquarters

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1758364)