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[DwnWthVwls]

I watch day9tv stream Hearthstone on Twitch sometimes. Always entertaining.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

How are things down in the Championship anyway?


On and btw, Football > American Football (not the band) > Baseball > Basketball > Hockey > Golf

Maybe I just like boring sports, I don't know.

Yeah you like boring sports. Soccer and Hockey should be next to each other with Hockey rating higher. Similar style of play but Hockey is more aggressive and more fun. Even though American Football starts and stops. It can still be super exciting with close games. The first week of this season had the most close scoring games ever. Baseball is just stupidly boring. I hear it is slightly better live but I doubt it. Not going to Yankee Stadium anytime soon. Basketball is boring to me because it is just constant back and fourth. It only gets exciting in the fourth quarter if it a close matchup. Golf is the only thing you got right.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Why does nobody else give the slightest **** about StarCraft on this forum besides me? Oh well, Winter is a pretty sweet StarCraft 2 streamer on Twitch. He's fun but chill, impressively good (grandmaster in diamond league), and streams for like days on end. The man just never stops playing StarCraft and he's awesome. Give 'im a chance, bitches.

WinterStarcraft Stream - StarCraft 2

Dude, I watched a Starcraft 2 championship final in person. I admit, I don't watch e sport streams on twitch but that **** was lit in person.

Originally Posted by Delusions of Paranoia

it's always Halloween dafuq u mean

October is essentially Halloween, all of it. WTF are you talking about?

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

Dude, I watched a Starcraft 2 championship final in person. I admit, I don't watch e sport streams on twitch but that **** was lit in person.

Lucky ****. Ain't no eSports tournaments round southern VA, so the chances I'll ever get to see one in person before StarCraft 2 dies are slim.

[Cuthbert]

lol at esports

That one is out of the question lads.

Should be called egames to separate from scrabble and monopoly ffs.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

lol at esports

That one is out of the question lads.

Should be called egames to separate from scrabble and monopoly ffs.

I could care less if they're sports or games. Neither should all the whiny twats who seem offended at the idea of calling/not calling them sports. "Sports" is not some black-and-white concept that was defined before any actual sports came about. It was a word created after the fact to describe pre-existing games, and probably wasn't invented with such subtle distinctions in mind.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I could care less if they're sports or games. Neither should all the whiny twats who seem offended at the idea of calling/not calling them sports. "Sports" is not some black-and-white concept that was defined before any actual sports came about. It was a word created after the fact to describe pre-existing games, and probably wasn't invented with such subtle distinctions in mind.

K sorry m8

[Frownland]

Sometimes when I'm walking, sitting at work, riding my bike, or doing something along those lines, my penis will slip through the rather large opening in my boxers and the only way to fix it is by sticking my hands down my pants and adjusting it. I live near an elementary school and it's not a good time when I have to (I really have to, because it'll go all the way to the base and cut me like a clothesline) jam my sweaty hand into my torn jeans to fix the problem in front of young children and their parents.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Sometimes when I'm walking, sitting at work, riding my bike, or doing something along those lines, my penis will slip through the rather large opening in my boxers and the only way to fix it is by sticking my hands down my pants and adjusting it. I live near an elementary school and it's not a good time when I have to (I really have to, because it'll go all the way to the base and cut me like a clothesline) jam my sweaty hand into my torn jeans to fix the problem in front of young children and their parents.

Of course sometimes you do it just for fun. I understand.

[Frownland]

Those single moms, man.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Those single moms, man.

Those single tykes, man.