http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWsIPyHJ6vQ

Glad I wasn't caught up in this :eek:

but it's definitely more convenient to have a penis when you are trying to use your urine to blind an opponent

This guy knows how to make a good point.

Who got two feet of snow?

NOT NJ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T-iZvNDIu0

:eek:

Got annoyed before I watched this thinking he was some nobody and it was a ridiculous waste of food.

A few years ago I was staying in a crappy duplex off and on. One night I was stoned beyond all belief and noticed the stove said 'Gibson'...

So I grabbed a sharpie and the stove became Mel Gibson.

I've notice that Carpe Mortem hasn't posted in a while. Hope she's ok.

You should've drawn a guitar around it.

I couldn't have drawn a circle in that condition. :laughing:

She's probably just been feeding. She can live off of a victim for nearly a week.

Reading that and then glancing at your avatar = :rofl:

Haha, Anal Beads.

So I was reading about the Boer War today. And there was this town called Mafeking, which was put under siege. And all I could think was,

Nothing but the dead and dying back in Mafeking town!
Nothing but the dead and dying back in Mafeking town!

I wonder if they have a Sofa King in Mafeking.

Pet, you need a new avatar. The angry Billy Joel one has to go.

Really.

what if he's not angry, just taking a shit?

I've got another one ready, but I'm waiting for my one-year anniversary of joining MB to launch it.

I think I'll start working on an Al Yankovic parody of Prelude/Angry Young Man right now.

EDIT: And neither of you even appreciated my humour?! I'll have to try harder.

Then he needs to drink more water and not be so damn constipated!

Where's this Billy?

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG...er=allrovi.com

I saw him back at the ACC back in March. He still sounds amazing, but he can't dance any more. (Not that he ever could.)

I bet they Sofa King do.

Mafeking Lord, you bet they Sofa King do.

The Boy Scouts started in Mafeking town.

And that Billy show was the one where he messed up the words of "We Didn't Start the Fire", started cursing like a sailor, and threw his guitar across the stage. God, I could talk about that concert for hours.

I came home one day and saw Mafecking Dad.

hippie commune :love: yes pleeeaseeee

Can't buy a flat screen with corn. Stop being from San Francisco.

everyone should be from San Francisco.

No. There's no need for everyone to be that ridiculous

we'll just slaughter the rest.

How San Franciscan of you. I say that honestly, as the whole lot of them of moral tyrants.

Well your mother is a tramp.

I don't know where I was going with this.

Me neither, but I like it.

Say what you want, but without television, there would be no Buffy, no Battlestar Galactica, no Sopranos, not Weeds, etc, etc, etc. And dear god, no XBox, Nintendo, Sega, or Playstation. Our capitalist hell of conspicuous consumption might be soulless, but I like all the stuff and so do you.

But what about the hard drugs and alcohol WD? What about them?

Mail me those seeds to your LSD plant.

Corrupted? There is no natural state of man other than living in caves and hoping not to be eaten by sabretooth tigers. You get to not have to deal with any of that. Have I thought about a rural existence? Sure. But I'd still be beholden to the rest of society if I wanted medical care or someone to make my toothpaste. And the video games and porn and comic books and **** it I'll just live in the non-pinko world.

no machines only plants amirite

Go grow me a new saxophone.

Yeah, and why don't you go plant me a pack of ciga- ... carry on.

why not go move to the jungle nobody is stopping you

Then after just one drought,
everyone would eat all of their money,
and be sad that they didn't just have some non-perishable unit of currency.

And if you want something other than raw resources,
or something that can only be found outside of your commune,
you're out of luck.

And there's also the issue,
of one jerk getting greedy,
and killing everyone else for their crops,
and then using their abundance of currency to buy mercenaries,
and very easily becoming the dictator of the commune.

There is a reason,
that people gave up the barter system en masse,
namely, because it sucks,
and is more easily abused than any other kind of economy.