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Old 09-28-2016, 04:17 AM   #8831 (permalink)
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meh I was raised to be paranoid. also I've had several bad experiences with men so at this point I kind of just expect it to happen


also I don't have any irl friends

long story
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Old 09-28-2016, 04:18 AM   #8832 (permalink)
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The fact you're so concerned about being rape or killed. It's a legitimate fear, but if you bring a friend to watch your back, you literally should be fine. No issue at all.
I think they call that a "pimp".
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Old 09-28-2016, 04:20 AM   #8833 (permalink)
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Wow! You sound sad and pathetic. You'll fit into MB nicely...
if you only knew lmao
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Old 09-28-2016, 04:21 AM   #8834 (permalink)
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I think they call that a "pimp".
I had a pimp once. I popped him.

God that is a terrible joke.
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Old 09-28-2016, 04:23 AM   #8835 (permalink)
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im so fukn tired

but i just know that as soon as i close my eyes i'll just lie awake in agony for 3 hours
just like yestrday


i wish i had my ex's brother's phone number.
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Old 09-28-2016, 11:36 AM   #8836 (permalink)
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I'd be curious to see this experiment done but this time with a black person holding the sign. Fascinating video.
It's not surprising or even interesting that those results happened. Can white people let black people have one thing without needing to be included? All lives matter is a farce. In some grand uptopia, yes all lives matter would be a good thing to go around preaching but society in this day and age tells us that all lives do not matter equally. Certain white people are so pissed off and angry that black people might be getting special treatment. Is it special treatment to not want to die doing mundane every day things? Or to die during a routine traffic stop? Just like this political cartoon states.


Of course white people are going to react that way to the sign because they don't care. They aren't bombarded on a weekly basis by the media of another white person being shot dead by the police no matter the circumstances. They aren't fearful of the police and some are even angry that black lives matter wants to only focus on black people. When they say it's all lives matter. They have an issue with the word black that's very telling.

Black people react to the sign that way out of frustration, fear and the constant injustice of police constantly getting away with murder. All they get is some cushy paid admin leave or get stuck on desk duty for a bit.

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i have a question

how do people find boyfriends/girlfriends like in real life?

i was homeschooled so i've never fully understood social interactions. what do you do like where do you go, how can you be sure the person you're meeting isn't a psycho and how do you like just talk to someone and keep talking until you both fall in love but really what i mean is where do you find them lmao what
Either one of two things, you either get out and randomly encounter a guy that you like and you end up talking and things move on from there.


Or you be pro-active about it and sign up to dating websites or just be more confident and aggressive. This way you can ask a guy out and go out on your own terms. Instead of always having to be dressed up like you were complaining about in later posts.

Always meet up with a guy for the first time in a very public place with lots of people so if he is creepy. You can just scream and get the attention of people and he will piss off.

Second, have your cell phone with you and set up a code with your friend ahead of time whether it be a number or phrase but as soon as you send the code. Your friend knows to call you and you can use that as an excuse/way out of the date. Make up some excuse ahead of time so when the call comes in you can just play around with the story.
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Old 09-28-2016, 12:50 PM   #8837 (permalink)
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I personally think that chaos is an unspeakable force, and is bespoken from the gods. This earth is the planet of the OOD, home to MAGDALENE von ippenswitch, the lord mayer of valorhill, the home of smeggy Cambridge folks. Then a group of snowmen with orange eyes and hellish faces, rush towards me and skewer me on the pig, like animals in a arena. This isn't the world, everything is not real, how can we be real if we aren't real, the whole ****ing planet crashed, ending all the strokers and ****ing celebrities like andy pandy, floating sky high in a **** water balloon ship, goddamn PIIIIIRATES.

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The creature emerges from the swamp, spreading its long neck, blazed out of it's mind. The world felt like a crushing place, the world spinning and turning through the Sparrows Mind. The epicentre of humanitys final war for independence. The sparrows rule with an iron fist, prepared for the oncoming bloodshed to end it all. The creature sees the bloodshed, the suffering and says "I'm going to ****ing KILL 'EM ALL. Metallica rush through the forest, with solid snake not far beyond, prepared to crush every last sparrow. The real ****ING DEAAL. Pikachu unfurls from the bush, ready for the battle. Then ARNOLD SWHARTSSMWNVERRYENF Comes out of the bushs, and say, "I am BAAAAACK, BITCHES. Holy ****ing ****balls, this **** is back, says every single ****ING PERSON THERE. It was like jesus had risen up from the ****ing dirt and said, HELLL NO, ARNOLD SHALL BE BACK.

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Old 09-28-2016, 12:55 PM   #8838 (permalink)
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Going through my old posts, and found these. I can't tell whether I was really high or really drunk. You chose.
I think you gave yourself away here...

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Old 09-28-2016, 12:58 PM   #8839 (permalink)
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I think you gave yourself away here...
lol, that's totally a Mastodon reference as well.
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