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Old 09-27-2016, 01:44 PM   #8801 (permalink)
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I still don't know how they keep their pants up. I keep my pants belted at the waist and they still wanna slip off sometimes.
What I don't understand, as a female, is that if I get jeans that fit comfortably, when I sit or squat etc they'll find their way down my ass. But when I get jeans that are too tight, they do the same thing.
Even with a belt, either pair.
What the **** is this ****.
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What I don't understand, as a female, is that if I get jeans that fit comfortably, when I sit or squat etc they'll find their way down my ass. But when I get jeans that are too tight, they do the same thing.
Even with a belt, either pair.
What the **** is this ****.
Because when you bend down or sit you shift your legs forward so that the jeans must now cover more distance in the back?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:50 PM   #8804 (permalink)
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Dude, I was so hoping that was the link. **** yeah.
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