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Old 09-20-2016, 11:03 PM   #8741 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-21-2016, 02:37 PM   #8742 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2016, 02:49 PM   #8743 (permalink)
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Look at the post above you. That. Apparently.
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Old 09-21-2016, 04:03 PM   #8744 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2016, 10:21 AM   #8745 (permalink)
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Today's "Trolling the GF" installment:

An email exchange:
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GF: I’m just sharing my pain with you. SHE’s the one that changed the lock-box password last time but she didn’t keep a record of it for herself! Now I have to wait for our representative from Arizona to get back to me since it’s all screwed up now. I like how she tries to blame me & say I’ll have to do it when I get back. Geeze, take some responsibility & earn your paycheck already. Okay I’m done.

Me: Kick her in the cunt.

GF: Oh I just give up! I should say don’t even try to do my work when I’m not here. I’ll do it myself when I get back! Less frustration.

Me: Yeah! You two should go out back and fight.

GF: I’m too old for that.

Me: Try and form some sort of rudimentary weapon.

GF: Ha! Ha! Ha! You’re too funny. I love my co-worker as a friend, she just stinks as a worker!

Me: Rocky and Apollo Creed were friends... just sayin.

GF: You’re looking for a cat fight huh???

Me: I'm just trying to get you to let that anger flow from your chakra.

GF: I didn’t know I had a chakra. Now I have to look that up.

Me: It's near your diaphragm.
I haven't heard back from her for a while now. I think she might kick me in the dick when I see her.
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Old 09-23-2016, 04:47 PM   #8747 (permalink)
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Today's "Trolling the GF" installment:

An email exchange:


I haven't heard back from her for a while now. I think she might kick me in the dick when I see her.
ROFL good one.
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Old 09-23-2016, 06:15 PM   #8748 (permalink)
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 09-23-2016, 09:30 PM   #8749 (permalink)
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boredom makes me tired.
I just wantt to see tha guy again wtf
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Old 09-23-2016, 10:03 PM   #8750 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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