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Today's "Trolling the GF" installment:

An email exchange:

Quote:

GF: I’m just sharing my pain with you. SHE’s the one that changed the lock-box password last time but she didn’t keep a record of it for herself! Now I have to wait for our representative from Arizona to get back to me since it’s all screwed up now. I like how she tries to blame me & say I’ll have to do it when I get back. Geeze, take some responsibility & earn your paycheck already. Okay I’m done.

Me: Kick her in the cunt.

GF: Oh I just give up! I should say don’t even try to do my work when I’m not here. I’ll do it myself when I get back! Less frustration.

Me: Yeah! You two should go out back and fight.

GF: I’m too old for that.

Me: Try and form some sort of rudimentary weapon.

GF: Ha! Ha! Ha! You’re too funny. I love my co-worker as a friend, she just stinks as a worker!

Me: Rocky and Apollo Creed were friends... just sayin.

GF: You’re looking for a cat fight huh???

Me: I'm just trying to get you to let that anger flow from your chakra.

GF: I didn’t know I had a chakra. Now I have to look that up.

Me: It's near your diaphragm.

I haven't heard back from her for a while now. I think she might kick me in the dick when I see her.