Did you try sticking a q-tip in your pee hole?

It's almost like your monthlies are in sync.

I already do that every other day, let me have one day without a q-tip in my pee hole.

Almost.

If you're only doing it every other day, it sounds like you have a hell of a lot of q-tip in pee hole free days already.

The other days are filled up with putting fists in my butthole.

More like "Music That Isn't Latin Music Banter".

Son Of Abbot - Sounds Of Capitalism

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It's here!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this. At all. No q-tip in the pee hole. No butt fisting. Just pure war mongering and virtual death and destruction. Unless you swing the other way, then by all means war monger your butthole, and destroy your penis with a q-tip.

Btw, the sting lasts for a few days. Dick doctor aint no joking matter.

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Think about for a second that there's a slight possibility that everything you've come to know about life could be one big simulation controlled by a much smarter species. And we're at the bottom of the food chain in this simulation trying to survive as long as possible.

Think about for a second that there's a slight possibility that everything you've come to know about life could be one big simulation controlled by a much smarter species. And we're at the bottom of the food chain in this simulation trying to survive as long as possible.

Think about for a second that there's a slight possibility that everything you've come to know about life could be one big simulation controlled by a much smarter species. And we're at the bottom of the food chain in this simulation trying to survive as long as possible.

Think about for a second that there's a slight possibility that everything you've come to know about life could be one big simulation controlled by a much smarter species. And we're at the bottom of the food chain in this simulation trying to survive as long as possible.

Think about for a second that there's a slight possibility that everything you've come to know about life could be one big simulation controlled by a much smarter species. And we're at the bottom of the food chain in this simulation trying to survive as long as possible.

Think about for a second that there's a slight possibility that everything you've come to know about life could be one big simulation controlled by a much smarter species. And we're at the bottom of the food chain in this simulation trying to survive as long as possible.

Think about for a second that there's a slight possibility that everything you've come to know about life could be one big simulation controlled by a much smarter species. And we're at the bottom of the food chain in this simulation trying to survive as long as possible.

Think about for a second that there's a slight possibility that everything you've come to know about life could be one big simulation controlled by a much smarter species. And we're at the bottom of the food chain in this simulation trying to survive as long as possible.

Think about for a second that there's a slight possibility that everything you've come to know about life could be one big simulation controlled by a much smarter species. And we're at the bottom of the food chain in this simulation trying to survive as long as possible.

Think about for a second that there's a slight possibility that everything you've come to know about life could be one big simulation controlled by a much smarter species. And we're at the bottom of the food chain in this simulation trying to survive as long as possible.