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Old 08-31-2016, 02:09 PM   #8461 (permalink)
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no. I **** YOU, batbitch.
Then how will I know if your ******* is virgin white?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-31-2016, 02:10 PM   #8462 (permalink)
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so if i've never been ****ed then i'm a virgin???? what if i'm a top???
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Old 08-31-2016, 02:12 PM   #8463 (permalink)
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so if i've never been ****ed then i'm a virgin???? what if i'm a top???
Gay sex doesn't count as losing your virginity.
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Old 08-31-2016, 02:12 PM   #8464 (permalink)
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so if i've never been ****ed then i'm a virgin???? what if i'm a top???
If I **** a chick and she doesn't bleed then she's not a virgin. If I **** a dude and his butthole doesn't gape then he's not a virgin.
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Old 08-31-2016, 02:14 PM   #8465 (permalink)
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lol ok, you just ignored what i said.
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Old 08-31-2016, 02:21 PM   #8466 (permalink)
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lol ok, you just ignored what i said.
Whether or not you've ****ed a dude can't be proven. But if you've been ****ed then we can at least make an educated guess based on the tightness of your sphincter.
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okay so does that mean that you're a virgin too?
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Old 08-31-2016, 02:25 PM   #8468 (permalink)
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okay so does that mean that you're a virgin too?
As far as getting ass ****ed, yes I am a virgin. I gave it my best shot but the other guy was too drunk at the time.
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Old 08-31-2016, 02:28 PM   #8469 (permalink)
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oh, batlord. i'm so sorry you missed out.
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Old 08-31-2016, 02:30 PM   #8470 (permalink)
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We didn't have any lube so it's probably for the best.
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