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The Batlord

08-31-2016 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1738380)

no. I **** YOU, batbitch.

Then how will I know if your ******* is virgin white?

kibbeh

08-31-2016 01:10 PM

so if i've never been ****ed then i'm a virgin???? what if i'm a top???

Key	08-31-2016 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1738386)

so if i've never been ****ed then i'm a virgin???? what if i'm a top???

Gay sex doesn't count as losing your virginity.

The Batlord

08-31-2016 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1738386)

so if i've never been ****ed then i'm a virgin???? what if i'm a top???

If I **** a chick and she doesn't bleed then she's not a virgin. If I **** a dude and his butthole doesn't gape then he's not a virgin.

kibbeh

08-31-2016 01:14 PM

lol ok, you just ignored what i said.

The Batlord

08-31-2016 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1738390)

lol ok, you just ignored what i said.

Whether or not you've ****ed a dude can't be proven. But if you've been ****ed then we can at least make an educated guess based on the tightness of your sphincter.

kibbeh

08-31-2016 01:21 PM

okay so does that mean that you're a virgin too?

The Batlord

08-31-2016 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1738395)

okay so does that mean that you're a virgin too?

As far as getting ass ****ed, yes I am a virgin. I gave it my best shot but the other guy was too drunk at the time.

kibbeh

08-31-2016 01:28 PM

oh, batlord. i'm so sorry you missed out.