Why does Prof. Oak have a bandage on near his a$$hole?

Genital warts. They're no joke.

what if every song with a strong mentioning of the word "baby" was literally a song about a baby?

I am




back

Good. This place needs more Canadians.

:banghead:

As long as we keep out specific Canadians (Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Michael Buble, and... the worst offender, Justin Bieber) this shall remain a Canadian-friendly zone.

Michael Buble has a lovely voice. What's wrong with Michael Buble?

He's not Barry Manilow. That's what's wrong with him.

Oh god, a Fanilow.

to a much lesser extent than the others.

but he's just alright.

I'm done with you. You're banished to the '70s.

...are you at least gonna send me off with a generous bag of cocaine?

Time machine adds 20 lbs.. that's all you get.

How about a corduroy suit for Ki?

I'm not prepared to be a hamplanet.

You wouldn't gain twenty pounds to go back to the '70s?

Nope. Nothing is worth that kind of damage.

Besides, I'd probably be a whore in the 1970s (have you seen the way men used to look and dress? Lord have mercy!). Nobody wants to fuck a chubby girl.

Yeah, everybody had redneck mustaches.

Not really a fan of the Burt Reynolds look but I could tolerate it in the event of a man having beautiful hair and lovely hands.

And pubes so big they plug up your nose.. Enjoy!

So I was searching google for a reply to Ki, "hug a black man gif", and somehow ended up here:

For the guys (NSFW): These Would Make Perfect Pillows for Men (57 pics + 3 gifs) - Izismile.com

Spam

There are so many posts I can't conveniently respond to via mobile in the way I'd like.

I'm always on mobile. There's an art to it.

Your patience is infinitely greater than mine.

and now, a collection of nonsensical thoughts:

What if the song "Duke of Earl" was actually about some dude named Earl who went to a girl's house for the first time and destroyed her toilet, and now he doesn't know what to do?

I always thought that the term "doo wop" was kind of strange in the way that a lot of doo-wop acts had members who were of Italian descent.

What would happen if every song with the word "girl" in it were suddenly changed in history to have the word "squirrel" instead?

If someone dies on a Wednesday in the US while it's Thursday somewhere else, did they still die on Wednesday?

The Endless River. Very good album. 50 listens so far from me. Pink Floyd. Album. Instrumental. B-sides. People hate it. Don't know why. What is love? Baby don't hurt me.



















Don't hurt me.




























No more.

loooooooooooooooove

is a many


splendored thiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Arab Strap - The Squirrel I Loved Before I Fucked