But I thought he was only born like... 4 days ago?

That's not really his birthday, but he's keeping the fucking presents.

What's myrrh anyway?

Something to rub on your dick.

I actually like Spam (the food). I love it actually. Slice it up, fry it, dip it in mustard. Delicious.

My grandfather worked at a steel mill and would take a can of Spam to work and eat it cold out of the can. Can't imagine doing that though, that sounds so gross.

Cool story bro

Thanks!!!!!!!!!:yeah::love::thumb::p::afro::beer:

Holy shit, more than four pictures batman.

How long have I been gone... :confused:

Spam... I don't even think you can buy it here.