it would be hilarious if Starbucks had gift cards (with a Christmas motif) that said "Dreaming of a white Christmas" with free download of some shitty indie song to your iPad/iPod/iWhateverthefuck, because that'd be the whitest thing that ever happened.

They need to try to trick kids into putting Starbucks out for Santa instead of milk. Santa's gotta have his caffeine if he's gonna get to all of Christendom in one night.

Yeah and use non-dairy creamer. You don't want a lactose intolerant Santa sliding down your chimney. http://www.4smileys.com/smileys/chri...-chimney-1.gif

Saw that on my Facebook today. I want to blaze with the one with dark hair, she was awesome.

"I'd do it again... if I could get this bag of chips open."

:laughing:

Yeah, the whole video is just fantastic.

"Coming to New York....pussy farts, the musical."

im not entirely convinced the grandma on the left with the dark hair has never smoked pot before. just sayin.

One hit and she was an expert all of a sudden. I'm with you.

The lady in the middle was hysterical toward the end. "I totally lost track of what you were talking about..."

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

Come at me bros.

Can't, i luv that song..

I honestly wish she made a song for everyday of the week.

I

Lent my sister £200 to buy a washing machine. She's been paying me back in £50 instalments every week for four weeks. This week is the last £50 but I also lent her £30 to go up to the German market, she didn't go that night so gave me £20 back and kept a tenner (so this week's payment should be £60).

Paid £80 into my account, I have tried explaining to her multiple times that she only owes me £60 as she gave me back £20 but she keeps saying it's £80 cos she took £30 out.

Can confirm I want that £20 in my pocket lol.

I've been farting and sneezing all day.

hurr

At the same time?

Unfortunately, no. Otherwise i'd film it.

Lulz

If Shakespeare Wrote Metal Lyrics - MetalSucks

Vaudeville Smash - Zinedine Zidane ft. Les Murray - YouTube

No idea how I've only just seen this. Definitely the best of it's kind. Video and track is actually good.

My soccer lads will appreciate this.

arguably the cutest girl that ever lived

I feel like she should have a unibrow.

I like how much credit she gives Stoupe from Jedi Mind Tricks, and I totally agree with her about that album. That one and Violent By Design (2nd album) are their best work.

She's way cuter than she looked in the still.

Dramatic versions of Christmas songs are so damn ridiculous.

Did they call him Jerry for short?

Did you find some magic mushrooms?

I imagine he just kind of ribbited or whatever frogs do, so...

...Wait, what?

Steam is having a sale so many games so cheap want all of them ohmygod

So, I need to get my transcripts from my old military school, and I'm scrolling down the faculty directory on their website, trying to figure out who I need to call, when I see that the new chemistry teacher is a Captain John Cranston. I lol'd.

Has anyone else been having trouble getting on the site lately?

This video is so terrible about homosexuals. I know it's from 1961 but saying that homosexuals are mentally ill is ridiculous. What they should have said was paedophiles are mentally ill.

Calling all musicians...

Enter the Tiny Desk Concert Contest

lol... i love this guy.

I may have to use that pic for my next avatar. :laughing:

BBC Sport - Ronnie O'Sullivan makes 147 maximum at UK Championship

Another 147. With a broken ankle. Won 6-0. Best sportsman in the world -- in any sport.

would make a perfect avatar... if i wasn't stuck doing the john wilkes booth impersonation i would use it myself.

is max from fidlar not the cutest little gingerboy ever?

lemme answer that for yoou:

No. He is.

I just wanna smear my dick all over his freckled little face.

Look at this handsome young man:

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Hi.

If we haven't met, I'm WD.
And I want to **** everybody everywhere every day. It was nice meeting you. Hope to see you soon.

HFW he saw WD's post.

It told me I got "NAN OF 10", and I don't know what that means. I'm pretty sure I got at least 70%, possibly 80%. I even got that last one (The asscrack hair was white, just like Professor Oak's).