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Old 08-15-2016, 02:58 PM   #8111 (permalink)
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It's time for you two to finally meet and learn how to work together.

Frownland, meet Melody.

Melody, meet Frownland.

Frowny, here's a little background on your new friend. Take some time to get to know him. It'll be worth the effort.

For all of us......

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melody

If you guys can get along I have another friend I'll introduce you to. Her name is Harmony.
Non western melodies are still melodies you ignorant ass.

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Old 08-15-2016, 03:29 PM   #8112 (permalink)
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Non western melodies are still melodies you ignorant ass.

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Next thing you know you'll be telling me that coat hangers are instruments.
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Old 08-15-2016, 03:30 PM   #8113 (permalink)
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Next thing you know you'll be telling me that coat hangers are instruments.
No but they are contraceptives.
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Old 08-15-2016, 03:30 PM   #8114 (permalink)
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No but they are contraceptives.
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Old 08-15-2016, 03:58 PM   #8115 (permalink)
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Next thing you know you'll be telling me that coat hangers are instruments.
They're no more an instrument than a guitar or a piano.

You thinking that my music lacks melody only shows that you have a less advanced understanding of melody than I do. Do you think I play the way I do by accident?

And hey Chula, meet timbre.

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Old 08-15-2016, 04:18 PM   #8116 (permalink)
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No but they are contraceptives.
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Old 08-15-2016, 04:21 PM   #8117 (permalink)
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i dont get it. stupid joke.
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Old 08-15-2016, 04:24 PM   #8118 (permalink)
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i dont get it. stupid joke.
It's hilarious if you know what contraceptives are. You wouldn't know.
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i dont get it. stupid joke.
"Hey Johnny I think I'm pregnant"
"Pass me a coathanger"

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Old 08-15-2016, 04:29 PM   #8120 (permalink)
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