I'd love to get paid to be myself and piss people off for a living. I'd take your spot in a second.

You can become a youtuber. They are usually annoying.

I'm hoping my next article will focus on mental hospitals etc. I sent it to the editor so we'll see.

You should make one about the 5 most retarded articles ever written and then make them about other people's articles on the site. Then they'll give you a promotion for having balls and being edgy.

That sounds like a great idea.

Write an article about how your boss is an asshole.

That's what we want to read, hilarious slander of other people and controversy.

Top 10 reasons to burn the American flag.

5 things to avoid as a pedophile.

42 reasons why SLC Punk 2 was utter ****.

The 9 times incest is OK.

The 6 reasons we all secretly love Isis.

The 9 reasons when incest was necessary.

It's truly what the people want to read.

Noted.