You know what you need in your life? Nothing.

"We believe in nothing, and we think you should too. We have our workers doing nothing around the clock, finding new ways to package nothing, new problems to confront (in our big 32 page manual which is offered free with every purchase), or doing literally nothing just to waste time. Right now we are drastically understaffed, but we aren't in a hurry because we want to make sure we get nothing right."

Sounds like we need get nothing.

Guy does a pretty good Trump impression.

I love this so much that it pretty much is going to be a future avatar for me.
Well maybe, the dimensions might ruin it.

Anyone else have problems getting on the site this morning?

Yeah. I was. Anyone know what happened?

I was as well. I have zero idea what happened though, it's possible that there was some work being done on the admin level.