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**Frownland** · 07-22-2016, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by mordwyr

Fucking Pokemon Go fucking came to fucking Japan. Fuck.

The only change you'll see is that it'll be easier to spot Pokemon Go players among the texters and Googlers. Or do they have some kind of law in Japan that requires you to play?

Zhanteimi · 07-22-2016, 04:09 AM

The Pokenazis just knocked on my door to make sure I'd registered (?) downloaded (?) the game.

**Frownland** · 07-22-2016, 04:14 AM

Your question marks suggest that they suck at being nazis.

Zhanteimi · 07-22-2016, 04:17 AM

The question marks indicate my inability to understand how to make Pokemon Go work in my life.

The Batlord · 07-22-2016, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by mordwyr

The Pokenazis just knocked on my door to make sure I'd registered (?) downloaded (?) the game.

I'm gonna need the anecdote to go along with this. This is just too cartoonishly Japanese for me to process.

Zhanteimi · 07-22-2016, 07:39 AM

^It didn't actually happen. Was just humoring Frownland.

The Batlord · 07-22-2016, 08:11 AM

Lame. I hope you run into a kid playing Pokemon Go and destroy your bike.

Zhanteimi · 07-22-2016, 08:25 AM

I won't be on my bike tomorrow, but I do have to go downtown to do the hotel priest gig thing. I hope I run into someone chasing down a pokemon, too, so I can watch them bounce off when they run into me. At 191cm tall and 90+kg, I like to see J-peeps who don't watch where they're going bounce off me, stagger, and fall down.

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07-22-2016, 04:09 AM	#7762 (permalink)
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07-22-2016, 07:39 AM	#7766 (permalink)
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07-22-2016, 08:25 AM	#7768 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	I won't be on my bike tomorrow, but I do have to go downtown to do the hotel priest gig thing. I hope I run into someone chasing down a pokemon, too, so I can watch them bounce off when they run into me. At 191cm tall and 90+kg, I like to see J-peeps who don't watch where they're going bounce off me, stagger, and fall down. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

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