Someone just doesn't know how to be a Pokemon master

I'm just gonna buy a big box of needles and scatter them in all those areas so that their parents won't let them play there anymore.

As he pulls out his phone to try to catch Ditto.

I tried it but I don't have the kind of follow through to care about any kind of game for more than a day.

You're not the guy who gets queasy at first-person shooters, are you?

Uh, no. I'm just not interested in games in general.

I caught an Eevee today, super hyped.

You're so avant-garde I can hardly see you anymore.

Smh at Pokemon Go.

I think it has more to do with getting bored easily than pretension.

Meh. It's no different than any other game really, just a newfangled form of dagnabbed technology becoming more popular.