I guess "thick" would be a way to describe the sensation, but that seems a bit of an odd choice.

And long.

So your beer/Jesus delusions last for a while?

It's not a parking meter; it's a car!

If you think beer & Jesus delusions are intense you should try beer, jesus, buddha, and heroin delusions.

Might as well throw in LSD and psilocybin.

Now it's a party.

Drop a pin. I'll be there.

Alright bra.

Whoah, what? Sounds like you need to lay off our Lord and Savior.