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[kibbeh]

honestly **** radishes. they always ruin the salad. always. every salad is better off without radish.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69

honestly **** radishes. they always ruin the salad. always. every salad is better off without radish.

I prefer them to a lot of vegetables. They don't have an amazing taste but their texture doesn't offend me like a lot of veggies do.

[Cuthbert]

I'll eat all that sh1t.

[Blank.]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Radishes, the food for *******s.

[grindy]

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69

khalil aire wa kloo - pickle my dick and eat it
nayket bat - arm pit fucking
ya mnashef - spermless
bedi hit kombrisa be tizak - i will put a jackhummer up your ass
bade naykak l fejle - I will make you fuck the radish
Kus allah - Gods vagina
ayre brawh mawtek - fuck the soul of your dead
ayri b mawtek - my dick fucking your dead people

some of my favourite swear words <3

Why did you have to google that?

[kibbeh]

^ google what?

[Frownland]

[Zhanteimi]

I'd like to give a lake of beer to God.
I'd love the heavenly
Host to be tippling there
For all eternity.

I'd love the men of Heaven to live with me,
To dance and sing.
If they wanted, I'd put at their disposal
Vats of suffering.

White cups of love I'd give them
With a heart and a half;
Sweet pitchers of mercy I'd offer
To every man.

I'd make Heaven a cheerful spot
Because the happy heart is true.
I'd make the men contented for their own sake.
I'd like Jesus to love me too.

I'd like the people of heaven to gather
From all the parishes around.
I'd give a special welcome to the women,
The three Marys of great renown.

I'd sit with the men, the women and God
There by the lake of beer.
We'd be drinking good health forever
And every drop would be a prayer.

(St. Brigid, 10th c.)

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Would defile.

[Psy-Fi]

The only sin there is in drinking piss water light beer.