Suck my dollars for 0 dicks.

Pizza. It's almost as addictive as beer. Possibly more so since there isn't as much of a social stigma if you eat too much pizza.

Buy me some Magic: the Gathering cards and send them to me, gayboy.

no money for you then, whore

nerd.

As much as I joke about it, I don't think I could ever bring myself to actually sucking a dick, unless maybe if it was for like, a lottt of money. Dicks are ugly, I don't even like looking at my own let alone someone else's.

I'll suck dick for pizza. I don't even care if it's Pizza Hut. I just want that sausage and mozzarella on my tongue.

blasphemy

Don't get me wrong, vaginas are pretty ugly too, but dicks are just like, gross really.

maybe you feel shame because its small

They do kinda look what I imagine bullet wounds would look like.