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Old 06-13-2016, 04:11 AM   #7301 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:13 AM   #7302 (permalink)
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Milo Yiannopoulos ✘ ‏@Nero 6m6 minutes ago
Liberals! If you're not horrified about gay men being thrown to their deaths for Islam, pretend they're throwing gorillas.

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Old 06-13-2016, 01:38 PM   #7303 (permalink)
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Woman searching for urban myth 'Pope Lick Monster' struck by train, killed
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Old 06-13-2016, 04:13 PM   #7304 (permalink)
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he paved my street

my leader can summon snow in mid-summer
got a photo voting, dropping his ballot proper
it’s true nothing worked of the genius plans he offered
and of all his mighty promises,
none he really honored
but a good heart he has!
and he means well is what matters
my leader is a man of my heart;
to him I’m always true.
took my diploma off the wall;
his portrait’s a better view.
he lies? please! such words I won’t accept
he only changes the truth, and no one’s fit to inspect
he steals? watch it!
these slurs I do reject
he only takes for keepers,
but won’t bother to request

my party upholds principles, significant and pivotal
like liberty and sovereignty, and other matters critical
i don’t exactly know what any of this entails
but then again i don’t get into all the details,
let my leader decide. i elected him so i don’t have to
let him do the thinking. i’ll sing and cheer all the way through

true i elected him to serve me, but cheat me did he do
and true he kept on acting, till i believed the ruse
and it’s true…

he got me into debt,
to banks my house was pawned
i’m stuck in a dead-end, of a future
i was conned i’m revolted by my life,
revolted by all politics
he promised then forgot me,
kept falling for his bag-of-tricks
and when the damage cleared, the innocent he played
he then addressed the public,
old principles were changed
forgot those who died,
forgot all the suffering.
looked for petty people,
and made them all his underlings.
freedom he had offered,
choices I was sold
free to accept reality,
the way he had it told
and if i dare object,
he’d throw me out to rot
he wouldn’t know about me,
if for him I took a shot

but i still love him definitely,
with all these problems definitely
because consequently and reciprocally,
consequently and reciprocally

he paved my street,
he paved my street,
in our area it was only me
and then water bottles
and a colored cap,
on voting day
he gave for free!!!
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Old 06-13-2016, 04:39 PM   #7306 (permalink)
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isis remix ft. safinaz!!

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Old 06-13-2016, 07:09 PM   #7307 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2016, 11:41 AM   #7308 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2016, 02:02 PM   #7309 (permalink)
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Unless he's a dick on the downlow, I think Jeff Goldblum might be under the radar as one of the most likeable people in Hollywood.


Jeff Goldblum has an extended conversation with his character in Independence Day as if they were two different people on the same screen.
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Have liked JG ever since 1985s Silverado.

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