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Old 02-17-2016, 02:37 AM   #6771 (permalink)
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Nat Halfpenny doesn't 'want sex anymore and nor do most women with children' | Daily Mail Online

lol this article. Btw fhuck off in advance if you're going to point out the source.

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Old 02-18-2016, 10:58 AM   #6772 (permalink)
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Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
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Old 02-18-2016, 12:01 PM   #6773 (permalink)
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Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
Something good comes out of enduring the pain of having a kid

Absolutely nothing good comes out of a hit to the nuts
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Old 02-18-2016, 12:21 PM   #6774 (permalink)
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Something good comes out of enduring the pain of having a kid
Tell that to Mrs. Shkreli.
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Old 02-18-2016, 12:41 PM   #6775 (permalink)
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Tell that to Mrs. Shkreli.
Good point
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Old 02-18-2016, 12:42 PM   #6776 (permalink)
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Something good comes out of enduring the pain of having a kid

Absolutely nothing good comes out of a hit to the nuts
Enough kicks will make you sterile right? Sounds like it's very worth it to me.
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Old 02-18-2016, 01:30 PM   #6777 (permalink)
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Enough kicks will make you sterile right? Sounds like it's very worth it to me.
Aight come to Indiana and I'll happily make you sterile
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Old 02-18-2016, 01:57 PM   #6778 (permalink)
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Aight come to Indiana and I'll happily make you sterile
Had a good wank while looking at a map of your counties. Just look at the curves on Clark. Am I sterile now?
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I was thinking of making this my avi but i don't thinl it'll look good shrunken down.
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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