I had to drop my math class I’m too dumb for calculus idk who I think I am

Noo I'm pretty sure you're not! That's a pity, the MB maths study club that Eleanor started needs a new influx of activity. Oh well.

I failed it in college can relate

You should drop your grammar class as well, Norgina.

I don't know why you're 30 and still in college tbh. Sounds like you have no direction.

I don’t need directions to your mom’s house

I had a hard time getting into calc too and eventually just dropped out, but I did just take a Spatial Intelligence Test and scored 'well above average', so I have that going for me.

I keep giving you this 10/10 feedback and you keep throwing it in my face. It's just ungrateful. Where would you be now if I hadn't told you not to buy a house with your ex?

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re: math, somehow the initial discussion passed me by just when I could have made myself useful for once. I say we expand the MB math community anyway, Mindy, Plank, Elph and Charles should join too let's go

**** off, nerd.

Bitch you didn’t tell me not to, you came at me about it being a bad idea after it had already fallen through and alluded to me being some DV wife that keeps going back to her abuser. Gtfoh.

If you hadn’t brought it up I’d still be right here, Chadless, gay, and owning no homes.

So you were planning on being a renter your whole life after one failure? Without me, a man, here to impart logic and reason at you, you would have brushed the dust off your broad shoulders and said, "Well, my little Chad bunnykins, when you get turned down once, buy in a black neighborhood."

Sure! I love torturing my brain!

Spoken like a true mathsochist

ftfy

:laughing: subtle

Heading in or leaving?

Take your fish for a walk with bonkers new Japanese invention - the katsugyo bag

https://i.imgur.com/kVibxgn.jpg

List of things to do today:

1. Take pet salmon for a walk
2. Grease large frying pan
3. Place pet salmon in large frying pan
4. Cook pet salmon for 5 minutes
5. Eat pet salmon
6. Go get new pet salmon

Sounds like fun. I think I remember you saying you'll only be here (Chicago) for a few hours. Let me know if you'd like the nickel tour.

I'm 2.5 hrs from Davenport. I gotta run, but I'll catch up with you later and work something out. Would be fun to get a round in out that way at Camden.

Now that's a ****ing chair on a transportation conveyance.

Is it super hot and you're stuck to the leather with sweat?

*zip*

Bro I just realized something super ****ed up, or at least it became contextualized in a scarier way. Millenials are all stuck in adolescence but because pop culture is so atomized we become culturally old in the blink of an eye.

If you're drinking White Claws they legally can't arrest you.

Has anyone ever gotten drunk from white claws?

I can't even prove anyone who wasn't paid by White Claws has ever actually drunk a White Claw. I'm just excavating dead memes here.

I'm thinking about heading to Denver for this years disc golf vacation, and I'll make a stop out by Davenport/Camden on my way. How long you gonna be there?

We done messed up now

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Lol, except the 5 criminals you're looking for are me, you, Mindy, Elph and Steph because Charles chickened out

Charles never wanted any of that boring bull****.

Charles is a little bitch

Typical, I’m always picked last

You're just announced last for maximum star impact <3

Did you stick your pick up my ass and it came out dirty? I don't care how clean it is! suck a beak, coconuts and a little ass! a delicious anal and I end up swallowing the milk! Jennifer Cabrera Chile

what

All of that was the title to a video on Xvideos that I wanted to commemorate.