This is art.

Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake
bacon pancakes
that's what it's gonna make

Literally Emperor Palpatine.

Stealing.

Quiz: the reason you would get sent to an asylum if you were a 19th century woman

Apparently for me it'd be female disease/hysteria. Seems inaccurate but still neat.

Shoulda been a girl so we can party.

Mine did tell me to put on Dolly Parton so that would be a party you could hang with:

The last bit was obviously cause I went with the asylum girl who snuck in the hooch cause who else would you befriend?

lol my first thought about your score was 'oh Charles picked the whiskey girl of course'
I picked canny chess girl because that's kinda hot

If you're stuck in a loony bin for not being a proper housewife do you want to play chess or do you want to get drunk?

I never said I wanted to play chess with the chess girl

Is that code?

not even but 'playing chess' would be a pretty good euphemism

I'd rather make **** with the girl who has booze than the nerd.

you can hit on the booze girl then, that works out beautifully

If we're both wasted nobody is a victim and there's more to do while turnt than sex. Drunkenness is its own reward.

This **** has kept me laughing

Do you not also use your toothbrush to massage your gums?

What the absolute **** that **** broke my damn brain

What an adorable fruit bat.

Lemme just fix that...

https://i.imgur.com/zQ60cF2.png

Nope. Still a fruit bat.

Lol lust bums.

I saw the sign

Nike denies involvement with Lil Nas X 'Satan Shoes' containing human blood

This is a few years old but still gold.