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12-10-2015, 02:34 PM | #6522 (permalink) | |
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Are jellybeans nipples or boobs? Jellybeans are too small to be a desirable metaphor for boobs, but it's not obvious enough that they would be a metaphor for nipples for that to work either. The first line would imply that "jellybeans" implies the vagina, but since they are multiple jellybeans then that fails as well, unless you're talking about her labia? But that's not very good either. Did you just put an "s" at the end of "jellybean" to fit the rhyme? That would make sense, but also be confusing.
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12-10-2015, 02:41 PM | #6524 (permalink) |
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Jellybean = Clitoris.
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12-10-2015, 02:43 PM | #6525 (permalink) | |
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If your wife has multiple "jellybeans", then perhaps she should see a doctor. Could be vag cancer.
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12-10-2015, 02:50 PM | #6526 (permalink) |
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Huh? Are you confusing ***** with orgasms? I mean, I could understand completely if you were..., otherwise WTF are you talking about?
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12-10-2015, 03:03 PM | #6527 (permalink) | ||
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So if your wife has more than one "jellybean", then you has a problem. Or not, if you're into that kinda thing.
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12-10-2015, 03:06 PM | #6528 (permalink) |
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Depending on how I choose to attack it, I guess plural works. Well done sir.
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12-10-2015, 04:38 PM | #6529 (permalink) | |
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12-10-2015, 04:40 PM | #6530 (permalink) | |
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I always assumed Plankton was a straight dude, but I suppose there could have been a deeper reason why he broke up with his girlfriend.
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