These penguins are great.

The real joke is it’s really priest j izz

https://64.media.tumblr.com/65fa45f9...yydo1_540.gifv
https://64.media.tumblr.com/1948a28c...o2_r2_540.gifv
Incredible

Faith is such a legend. I think I still haven't fully recovered from the first time I watched the Bad Girls episode:
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Lol Angel redeems her u mad?

I know, he's such a self-righteous bitch

I posit a better world where Willow redeems Faith with lesbianism.

Buffy+Faith 4 Lyfe but Willow+Faith would be acceptable also. Redeemed by Lesbianism

I think a redemptianism arc should be handled by someone with more experience.

Nuh uh, more like more than one girl feeling attracted to Angel in one show is 'pushing it'.
(edit: also, repressed lesbianism is obviously why Faith was so cranky all the time. OBVIOUSLY. Just like in the 60s spanish horror film The House That Screamed, with the sadistic mean girl clique and the militaristic sadistic headmistress, which I forced my roommates to watch with me on Halloween while pointing all this out.)

ooh thanks for the unintentional film rec

also yes, how there are girls in BtVS who don't turn gay is beyond me. I can see some faint sex appeal in Spike or even Giles but Angel lol no

I remember in the comic Buffy turned gay for a bit but eventually decided she was strictly dickly after all.

I'll start reading the comics when Buffy finally acknowledges she's gay for Faith please and thank you

Willow dumps that chick from season 7 and gets with a demon snake lady.

So I heard

Spike becomes Captain of an alien ship.

As long as it's not the Buffy+Faith ship I'm unimpressed

Of course! It's great! It takes place in a French boarding school (literally my favorite setting for any movie) and is literally about a bunch of mean girls going insane over the shy new girl and psychologically torturing her with the help of the headmistress who LITERALLY HAS A DUNGEON FOR WHIPPING GIRLS who misbehave. (As I was explaining to my roommates, they're unhinged because they don't realize they could simply, like, kiss each other instead) Also the actress who plays the headmistress looks a lot like a young Dolly Parton, so that adds a fun extra layer to things. And there's only like one male character in the movie pretty much. A creepy teen boy who gets stuck in the air duct for what seemed like forever (one of the roommates aptly referred to it as "Horny Jail" )

Giles turns out to Buffy's actual biological father.

that's just lame
goddamn I need to watch this

*drools*

Dolly's humor about all her surgeries is part of her charm but I still wonder what if she hadn't done all that cause she was a full course god damn meal back in the day.

Lol I made that one up

:laughing: I totally fell for that
Really though, with the ridiculous plot twists in many tv or comic book series I wouldn't be surprised

The headmistress:
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that menacingly seductive apple bite moment whoa

I KNOW omg I was trying to find a gif of the seductive apple bite moment (as I swear I've reblogged it to my tumblr before) but gave up and linked the trailer instead!

I think I need to be more assiduous about washing between my toes. After I got off work I noticed the skin between my two littlest toes on my right foot was itching so I went to scratch and my finger came away with this damp pie crust looking **** and I was like wtf. So I went back in there and got more crust but in the middle of the little crumbly wad was a tiny strip of toilet paper. No idea how long it had been there but apparently your toes have a defense mechanism for debris.

.

Violent J does not seem like an assiduous feet washer tbh.

Oh god that reminds me of a new-ish Hulu show called The Toe Bro or something. It's disgusting and amazing.

You gotta watch that **** as you get older.

Watch til the end.

I am knackered
https://i.imgur.com/sLIfr2J.jpg

Niggas get killed on camera in my city
When I got them bands, I can't worry
[Chorus: Future]
I been lookin' at the sun, I can't worry
I'm my mama oldest son, can't get buried
I got stripes in these streets like Burberry
I remember I ain't make a three, now I'm Curry
I might nail a bad, bad bitch like a hammer, yeah
I'm used to the murders, I'm from Atlanta, yeah
All these bands I'm havin', bitch gettin' silly, yeah
I just popped your bitch like a wheelie, yeah