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Cuthbert 01-31-2014 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1412283)
So how do you flush the toilet quickly after a poo?
Need to do it when you're sat on the toilet still. Reach round, easier if you've got a chain (I haven't).

djchameleon 01-31-2014 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1412283)
So how do you flush the toilet quickly after a poo?
Fluffy has it all wrong. You sit on the toilet facing the wall. You can flush quickly and use the top of the tank like a desk for reading material.

Cuthbert 01-31-2014 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1412292)
Fluffy has it all wrong. You sit on the toilet facing the wall. You can flush quickly and use the top of the tank like a desk for reading material.
That is genius.

zombie kid 01-31-2014 08:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1412292)
Fluffy has it all wrong. You sit on the toilet facing the wall. You can flush quickly and use the top of the tank like a desk for reading material.
Wow, yeah that could work lol. Would be great if I was taking a piss and then had to suddenly take a shit as well. I could just plop myself on the toilet.

Franco Pepe Kalle 02-01-2014 02:13 PM
I got some Spanish going
I love me some Spanish
Amo mi vida

Isbjørn 02-01-2014 02:17 PM
Dude, snap out of it! Learn German instead! It's not too late!

The Batlord 02-03-2014 08:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1412288)
Need to do it when you're sat on the toilet still. Reach round, easier if you've got a chain (I haven't).
So you give it the ol' reach around, eh? http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...ace_smiley.png

butthead aka 216 02-03-2014 12:37 PM
Ever get a half chub on the toiley n ur donkey dong almost dips into poo water

Cuthbert 02-04-2014 03:02 AM
How easy is it to set up an internet forum?

Plankton 02-04-2014 08:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1413346)
How easy is it to set up an internet forum?
It depends on your definition of "Easy".

Professional vBulletin Hosting

Franco Pepe Kalle 02-10-2014 03:03 PM
I guess because I am not normal then I get odd people

djchameleon 02-14-2014 10:09 AM
The Naked Sledding World Championship 2014 - Discover A Life Less Ordinary

Apparently Germany is holding a Naked Sledding race tomorrow on the 15th.

You can tune in at that link to see it when it goes live.

Scarlett O'Hara 02-17-2014 06:22 PM
:laughing:

Brilliant.

gunnels 02-17-2014 07:56 PM
GUYS
THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
BEEVES

I have been laughing for the last half hour

Burning Down 02-17-2014 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1417555)
GUYS
THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
BEEVES

I have been laughing for the last half hour
GREAT. Now I'm laughing.

The Batlord 02-18-2014 10:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1417555)
GUYS
THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
BEEVES

I have been laughing for the last half hour
And the past tense of shit is shat. I learned that back in high school and have been amused ever since.

The Batlord 02-19-2014 09:02 AM
I don't get it.

djchameleon 02-19-2014 09:05 AM
Food For The Poor | President, CEO

The president's name for Food for the Poor is named Robin G Mahfood.

Frownland 02-19-2014 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1418066)
I don't get it.
Care for some bread? He meant would you like some bread, but the silly guy took it literally and cared for it like a child.

The Batlord 02-19-2014 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1418082)
Care for some bread? He meant would you like some bread, but the silly guy took it literally and cared for it like a child.
Ah. That's far too subtle for someone who thinks ICP is hilarious.

Cuthbert 02-19-2014 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 1417847)
http://i.imgur.com/PqWZDai.png
ㄔ禧
---
Now playing: Spacemen 3 - Billy Whizz/Blue 1
:cool:

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1418066)
I don't get it.
He is caring for the bread, nursing it into a grown up like a parent does a baby.

Exo 02-21-2014 03:28 PM


This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

Cuthbert 02-27-2014 12:30 AM
The 21 Types Of Hipster You Encounter In London

lol

Psy-Fi 02-27-2014 06:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1420725)
That could apply to just about any major city in the USA, also. :laughing:

More hipster hilarity...

http://tinyurl.com/yk8dvwv

djchameleon 02-27-2014 09:44 AM


I wish he would have driven over a ramp and grabbed some air time.

The Batlord 02-27-2014 12:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1420794)
That could apply to just about any major city in the USA, also. :laughing:

More hipster hilarity...

http://tinyurl.com/yk8dvwv

When I saw the tinyurl I was almost disappointed that it wasn't a Rickroll.

Isbjørn 02-27-2014 01:13 PM
Have you heard of the Norwegian phenomena named "brunost"? It is a highly cultural form of cheese, which can be explained as a big brown lump, solid and firm, which is made from whey and pressed into a cube. You should eat it.

The Batlord 02-27-2014 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1421003)
Have you heard of the Norwegian phenomena named "brunost"? It is a highly cultural form of cheese, which can be explained as a big brown lump, solid and firm, which is made from whey and pressed into a cube. You should eat it.

http://static4.businessinsider.com/i...ing-quotas.jpg

Isbjørn 02-27-2014 02:08 PM
No *cough* sh-t.

Scarlett O'Hara 02-27-2014 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1421010)
:love:

Me and BD love this.

Paul Smeenus 02-27-2014 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1420983)
When I saw the tinyurl I was almost disappointed that it wasn't a Rickroll.

People still do that?

Cuthbert 02-28-2014 12:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1420794)
That could apply to just about any major city in the USA, also. :laughing:

More hipster hilarity...

» LOOK AT THIS HIPSTER! » "THE ORIGINAL" * (' - '<) ** (>' -') *(LATFH)
haha

Burning Down 02-28-2014 01:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1421030)
:love:

Me and BD love this.
Yeah, remember this conversation? Still lol'ing so much from this.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1378793)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1379045)
I swear that is all Admiral Ackbar is known for, lol.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1379053)
I watched the movie the other day for the second time and I laughed my head off, it was his only real part in it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1379055)
How ****ing dare you both. Admiral Ackbar played a huge part in the war against the sith. Sorry he isnt as hansome as Han Solo, making you ladies swoon deep down in your moist loins. Sorry he didnt need all the screen time. Sorry he did all the behind the scenes work to help win the war for good. You know what Im not sorry.
Rezz had his jimmies rustled.

Scarlett O'Hara 02-28-2014 01:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1421245)
Yeah, remember this conversation? Still lol'ing so much from this.









Rezz had his jimmies rustled.

Yes! I still think about it to this day. I lol everytime I see that guy! Did you hear Rezz's voice recording? WTF lol.

butthead aka 216 02-28-2014 01:31 AM
i got to 1000 wins in tetris

http://s27.postimg.org/r46a6sp9f/Scr...3_29_29_AM.png


im havin a pizza n titties party in my honor feel free to contribute howerver ya can!

The Batlord 02-28-2014 10:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1421150)
People still do that?
I do it on occasion for the novelty of using an ancient joke that is years past its due date.

Burning Down 02-28-2014 11:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1421361)
I do it on occasion for the novelty of using an ancient joke that is years past its due date.
I remember a couple of years ago when YouTube hacked all the videos to RickRoll everyone on April Fools Day.

The Batlord 03-01-2014 09:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1421417)
I remember a couple of years ago when YouTube hacked all the videos to RickRoll everyone on April Fools Day.
:laughing: That's amazing. I will now defend YouTube to the death against any and all haters.

Cuthbert 03-01-2014 10:18 AM

Mercedes-Benz TV: MAGIC BODY CONTROL TV commercial "Chicken" - YouTube

Love this.

Burning Down 03-01-2014 11:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1421713)
:laughing: That's amazing. I will now defend YouTube to the death against any and all haters.
Yeah, it was pretty genius. You could click on some video about politics or some completely mundane thing, and YT would be like "NOPE. Time for Rick Astley!!1!!1!!!!1"

Pretty excellent trolling, I'll say.


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