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Old 11-02-2015, 05:44 PM   #6281 (permalink)
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I was just watching a horrible movie, and this random ass scene made me laugh so damn hard:

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Old 11-03-2015, 08:16 AM   #6282 (permalink)
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I couldn't find my deodorant today, and being in a hurry, I grabbed my mom's instead. I took way too much, so now I'm marinating in the smell of feminine deodorant, men's perfume and my own sweat. It's oppressive.
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Old 11-03-2015, 10:29 AM   #6283 (permalink)
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I couldn't find my deodorant today, and being in a hurry, I grabbed my mom's instead. I took way too much, so now I'm marinating in the smell of feminine deodorant, men's perfume and my own sweat. It's oppressive.
lol been there.
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Old 11-03-2015, 02:59 PM   #6284 (permalink)
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I couldn't find my deodorant today, and being in a hurry, I grabbed my mom's instead. I took way too much, so now I'm marinating in the smell of feminine deodorant, men's perfume and my own sweat. It's oppressive.
Dude, you're sixteen or whatever. The **** are you doing wearing cologne? Or calling it "men's perfume"? What a tool.
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Old 11-03-2015, 03:26 PM   #6285 (permalink)
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Old 11-03-2015, 03:28 PM   #6286 (permalink)
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Dude, you're sixteen or whatever. The **** are you doing wearing cologne? Or calling it "men's perfume"? What a tool.
But when I look up "cologne", I get the definition "a mildly perfumed toilet water", and that sounds gross. Dude, what the hell?
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Old 11-03-2015, 03:42 PM   #6287 (permalink)
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But when I look up "cologne", I get the definition "a mildly perfumed toilet water", and that sounds gross. Dude, what the hell?
I'm relieved that you have to look up words. Your English seems far to good for a teenage Norwegian.
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Old 11-03-2015, 03:42 PM   #6288 (permalink)
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Men's perfume

He ain't wrong though, just calling it what it is.
Is there even a difference between cologne and men's perfume?
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Old 11-03-2015, 03:49 PM   #6289 (permalink)
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Is there even a difference between cologne and men's perfume?
I think cologne is a milder type of perfume used by both women and men. That's what I got from skimming the first paragraph of some cosmetics article.
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Old 11-03-2015, 04:00 PM   #6290 (permalink)
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Dude, you're sixteen or whatever. The **** are you doing wearing cologne? Or calling it "men's perfume"? What a tool.
Isn't that when you wear cologne? I stopped wearing cologne in HS, deodorant and shampoo is enough smelly shit for one man.
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