I was just watching a horrible movie, and this random ass scene made me laugh so damn hard:

I couldn't find my deodorant today, and being in a hurry, I grabbed my mom's instead. I took way too much, so now I'm marinating in the smell of feminine deodorant, men's perfume and my own sweat. It's oppressive.

Nihilist Arbys

Who has a case of the Mondays? Come down to arbys & contemplate how old you've become & how you've disappointed everyone who once loved you.

Arby's keeps it real.
lol been there. :p:

Dude, you're sixteen or whatever. The **** are you doing wearing cologne? Or calling it "men's perfume"? What a tool.

Men's perfume :laughing:

He ain't wrong though, just calling it what it is.

But when I look up "cologne", I get the definition "a mildly perfumed toilet water", and that sounds gross. Dude, what the hell?

I'm relieved that you have to look up words. Your English seems far to good for a teenage Norwegian.

Is there even a difference between cologne and men's perfume?

I appreciate it. :beer:
I think cologne is a milder type of perfume used by both women and men. That's what I got from skimming the first paragraph of some cosmetics article.

Isn't that when you wear cologne? I stopped wearing cologne in HS, deodorant and shampoo is enough smelly shit for one man.