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The Batlord 07-13-2020 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2126136)
Nah dude they're offering paid work time to do the reading.

What, everyone sits in a circle reading to themselves until the designated Karen slams her book shut and asks everyone what they thought of the chapter she just skimmed?

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0% of my black friends have been to Africa.
I'm not racist but this is totally racist but I'm pretty sure all the black people I know wouldn't want to go to Africa cause it sounds just as scary to them as it does to white folk.

grindy 07-14-2020 01:36 AM

I've heard from several Africans that they don't consider African-Americans to be "real" black people.

WWWP 07-14-2020 07:32 AM

"I like my blacks not captured"

grindy 07-14-2020 08:01 AM

lol

OccultHawk 07-14-2020 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2126202)
I've heard from several Africans that they don't consider African-Americans to be "real" black people.

No group of people hate American blacks more than African-Americans (blacks born in Africa). I don’t know about North Africans that much but black subsaharan Africans - all say they can’t stand them - at least that’s all I’ve ever heard. They laugh at how at first they want a real African friend then when it’s not what they expect they lose interest.

https://www.lanuovabq.it/storage/img...ente-large.jpg
Meaningful

The Batlord 07-14-2020 02:56 PM

https://pm1.narvii.com/7436/c4c0b8de...0-500v2_00.jpg

Anteater 07-14-2020 04:57 PM

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/b0/8e/72/b...7c6b06704c.jpg

Frownland 07-16-2020 12:05 PM

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...d9&oe=5F366784

Plankton 07-16-2020 12:11 PM

Is anyone else here because of/from [insert game]?

grindy 07-16-2020 12:15 PM

I'm 13 and I love this.

Plankton 07-16-2020 12:22 PM

I thought you were much, much, much, much older. Mutch.

The Batlord 07-16-2020 01:27 PM

1488 Sieg Heil!!!

But that's probably just me.

WWWP 07-16-2020 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2126604)
I'm 13 and I love this.

This! Including all variations of "I'm 13 and I listen to REAL music"

The Batlord 07-16-2020 01:46 PM

And they're commenting on "Sweet Child 'O Mine".

grindy 07-16-2020 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2126606)
I thought you were much, much, much, much older. Mutch.

I hit puberty very early.

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2126621)
This! Including all variations of "I'm 13 and I listen to REAL music"

All their classmates listen to Justin Bieber and are overall inferior human beings.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2126622)
And they're commenting on "Sweet Child 'O Mine".

The first step to inceldom.

The Batlord 07-16-2020 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2126638)
All their classmates listen to Justin Bieber and are overall inferior human beings.

Bro that's at least a decade out of date.

grindy 07-16-2020 02:39 PM

I know.

Marie Monday 07-16-2020 03:13 PM

Yeah as far as I know the modern version is 'ALL My cLasSmAteS LisTeN To BilLiE EiLisH waaah'

The Batlord 07-16-2020 03:20 PM

I'd be pretty confused if all my classmates were obsessed with "White Wedding".

grindy 07-16-2020 03:21 PM

We live in great times then. Billie rules.

Marie Monday 07-16-2020 03:34 PM

Yeah I like her. But for some reason she seems to enrage incel boys

WWWP 07-16-2020 08:02 PM

Incels don't like when girls aren't interested in selling their sexuality. Madonna-Whore complex. If they do they're a whore if they don't they're a prude.

https://i.redd.it/yy6q1hw9ix951.jpg

rostasi 07-16-2020 08:07 PM

Didn’t realize Excel was so easy to use!

The Batlord 07-16-2020 09:08 PM

**** that, help me with the whores.

Frownland 07-16-2020 10:31 PM

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...13&oe=5F373046

Lucem Ferre 07-16-2020 10:35 PM

I saw that too. LOL

Frownland 07-16-2020 10:37 PM

Imagine a kid earnestly trying to pull out one of the passes to get out of a jam

Anteater 07-16-2020 10:46 PM

The spirit of entrepreneurship at work.

WWWP 07-16-2020 11:29 PM

I support it.

Lucem Ferre 07-17-2020 12:01 AM

I've been told that I'm black twice.

The third time it happens I'll get assaulted by a cop. It's like a Beetle Juice thing.

rostasi 07-17-2020 01:38 AM

23 late night store clerks stare <sic> the strangest things they've ever seen on-the-job.

grindy 07-17-2020 03:09 AM

The strangest thing I learned from those is that pickle chips apparently exist.

WWWP 07-17-2020 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2126741)
The strangest thing I learned from those is that pickle chips apparently exist.

Pickle isn't so bad, vinegar and dill is a not terrible combo with a salty potato chip. Even worse:

https://www.amazon.com/images/I/51k9VUJjBSL.jpg

grindy 07-17-2020 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2126764)
Pickle isn't so bad, vinegar and dill is a not terrible combo with a salty potato chip. Even worse:

https://www.amazon.com/images/I/51k9VUJjBSL.jpg

Oh, I thought they are made out of thinly sliced pickles.

OccultHawk 07-17-2020 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2126741)
The strangest thing I learned from those is that pickle chips apparently exist.

Deep fried pickles? They rock

https://m.beforeitsnews.com/contribu...%20Pickles.jpg

WWWP 07-17-2020 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2126783)
Oh, I thought they are made out of thinly sliced pickles.

Oh yikes. What other american "foods" can I demystify for you?

grindy 07-17-2020 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2126786)
Oh yikes. What other american "foods" can I demystify for you?

I googled and just saw the pic.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usa...amp/3492031002

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