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Old 10-27-2015, 05:26 PM   #6181 (permalink)
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If you find a holy lube wholesaler lemme know.
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Old 10-27-2015, 05:28 PM   #6182 (permalink)
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This ****ing exchange.


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While watching mild pornography is fine in my book, you should definitely confess your sins to God. You should wash your eyes with holy water, and also bless the hand you beat off with while watching porn. Use blessed lube if possible.
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It maybe fine in your book but its not fine in Gods book...............
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Seriously. There is no "Sanctified Porn". All of it is sin to watch.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-27-2015, 05:47 PM   #6183 (permalink)
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This ****ing exchange.
You should invite SoulBePure over here. That guy's hilarious.
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Old 10-27-2015, 05:50 PM   #6184 (permalink)
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You should invite SoulBePure over here. That guy's hilarious.
Please don't.

Make sure to only watch lesbian nun porn though. You know, to keep it within religious boundaries and all.
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Old 10-27-2015, 06:04 PM   #6185 (permalink)
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You should invite SoulBePure over here. That guy's hilarious.
He was the guy who told the story about finding Jesus while having sex with his gay lover. I'm disappointed that it was a BS story, but happy that there is a high-caliber troll to riff off of. I kind of betrayed him though.

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Alright, now I think SoulBePure is trolling. I don't appreciate his being so glib about something that is causing me so much stress.

I'm not married, and if I can't watch porn (or masturbate I assume) then am I just doomed to "frustration" until I can find a wife?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-27-2015, 06:26 PM   #6186 (permalink)
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These people are ****ed in the head.

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The gender specific forums are supposed to be just that...specific to the respective gender. This means the men should neither read nor post in the women's forum and the women should neither read nor post in the men's forum.

Theses forums are supposed to be safe places where the respective genders can discuss specific issues safetly, without fear and without any risk. Please stay out of the forum that is not your gender.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-27-2015, 06:27 PM   #6187 (permalink)
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That forum makes my skin crawl. That much stupid in one place is amazing.
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Old 10-27-2015, 06:55 PM   #6188 (permalink)
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That forum makes my skin crawl. That much stupid in one place is amazing.
More delusional than stupid. I know way too many smart people whose heads are unfortunately wrapped around a bible.
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Old 10-27-2015, 07:19 PM   #6189 (permalink)
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Look at what you did with your stupid joke, Black Francis.
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Old 10-27-2015, 08:16 PM   #6190 (permalink)
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Look at what you did with your stupid joke, Black Francis.
He's made Music Banter into an enemy of God.
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