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DwnWthVwls 10-27-2015 04:26 PM
If you find a holy lube wholesaler lemme know.

The Batlord 10-27-2015 04:28 PM
This ****ing exchange.


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Originally Posted by SoulBePure
While watching mild pornography is fine in my book, you should definitely confess your sins to God. You should wash your eyes with holy water, and also bless the hand you beat off with while watching porn. Use blessed lube if possible.
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Originally Posted by chosenone
It maybe fine in your book but its not fine in Gods book...............
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Originally Posted by Jason_NC
Seriously. There is no "Sanctified Porn". All of it is sin to watch.

grindy 10-27-2015 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1647072)
This ****ing exchange.
You should invite SoulBePure over here. That guy's hilarious.

Plankton 10-27-2015 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1647085)
You should invite SoulBePure over here. That guy's hilarious.
Please don't.

Make sure to only watch lesbian nun porn though. You know, to keep it within religious boundaries and all.

The Batlord 10-27-2015 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1647085)
You should invite SoulBePure over here. That guy's hilarious.
He was the guy who told the story about finding Jesus while having sex with his gay lover. I'm disappointed that it was a BS story, but happy that there is a high-caliber troll to riff off of. I kind of betrayed him though.

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Originally Posted by Bat of the Lord
Alright, now I think SoulBePure is trolling. I don't appreciate his being so glib about something that is causing me so much stress.

I'm not married, and if I can't watch porn (or masturbate I assume) then am I just doomed to "frustration" until I can find a wife?

The Batlord 10-27-2015 05:26 PM
These people are ****ed in the head.

Quote:
The gender specific forums are supposed to be just that...specific to the respective gender. This means the men should neither read nor post in the women's forum and the women should neither read nor post in the men's forum.

Theses forums are supposed to be safe places where the respective genders can discuss specific issues safetly, without fear and without any risk. Please stay out of the forum that is not your gender.

Thank you.

DwnWthVwls 10-27-2015 05:27 PM
That forum makes my skin crawl. That much stupid in one place is amazing.

Chula Vista 10-27-2015 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1647106)
That forum makes my skin crawl. That much stupid in one place is amazing.
More delusional than stupid. I know way too many smart people whose heads are unfortunately wrapped around a bible.

Frownland 10-27-2015 06:19 PM
Look at what you did with your stupid joke, Black Francis.

The Batlord 10-27-2015 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1647121)
Look at what you did with your stupid joke, Black Francis.
He's made Music Banter into an enemy of God.


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