I have no idea whether the cereal I just ate had bad milk in it. I didn't smell the milk. It tasted weird but I just finished it. Sometimes I'm reminded how much of a child I still am.

no,.. ?

*sigh*

what are you a girl? spit it out precious

Like you weren't going for a reaction. You're funny, but try harder if you want to call people out while being funny.

This is such a proud moment for me.

*sniffle*

They grow up so fast.

who am i calling out? i didn't understand your question, my friend. why would i wonder why you think i'm a funny douchebag? you think that's really some sort of mystery to me?

also... re: going for a reaction

yes i post inflammatory jokes and content for a reaction. alert the MB press i think you might have a big story on your hands here pal