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The Batlord 05-03-2020 04:06 PM

My life has been put on hold until I get answers and you make jokes?

WWWP 05-03-2020 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2115788)
My life has been put on hold until I get answers and you make jokes?

Googled it for you

Quote:

Diddy’s 20-minute meditation is intended to help listeners slow down and drift off so they can get the restorative rest so many of us have been lacking as the anxiety produced by the outbreak and the new realities of self-quarantine mess with our sleep patterns.

“To help you get the sleep you deserve, I recorded a sleep meditation with my friend Arianna Huffington and Thrive,” Diddy told his followers on Instagram, “that is being offered for free—yes for free—on Audible.”

“Listen to me … see I can put you to sleep,” he continued.
Fall Asleep to Diddy

The Batlord 05-03-2020 04:46 PM

Is Diddy actually narrating the meditation or is it like sleepy hip hop beats?

rostasi 05-05-2020 11:48 AM


Frownland 05-05-2020 01:34 PM

Oh you listen to mumble rap? I only listen to real virtuosos with talent


Plankton 05-05-2020 01:38 PM

That's Mariah's vocal 'coach'. He's gotten better.

rostasi 05-05-2020 05:14 PM

5-Year-Old Pulled Over On Highway While On His Way To California To Buy Lamborghini

Somehow he was able to drive with that hideous facial deformity.

OccultHawk 05-05-2020 05:29 PM

GameMaster is fast!

rostasi 05-06-2020 08:56 AM


Frownland 05-06-2020 09:13 AM

That's wild. Technically a dust devil though right?

Plankton 05-06-2020 10:26 AM

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...b3&oe=5ED7A764

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...20&oe=5ED7D9AC

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...ed&oe=5ED85DD8

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...0f&oe=5ED94C08

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...82&oe=5EDA66D4

rostasi 05-06-2020 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2116420)
That's wild. Technically a dust devil though right?

Dust devils are actually just sand- (or "dust"-) based. This is kind of a step up.
Maybe you could call it a tumbleweed dust devil, but that's stretching the def some.
On one of our New Mexico trips, we were walking towards the car and I said -
rather innocently - something like "oh, cool, look at that!" while pointing at a
dust devil coming right towards our car as we were approaching it in a parking lot.
Sharon screamed, "Get in the car! Get in the car!" and, holy shit, was she right!
We got inside just in time for it to start rockin' the car side to side for a few seconds.
It definitely would've taken us off our feet outside of the car. It wasn't nearly as
large as the one in the following video tho, so I wasn't completely unaware,
but for such a small thing that couldn't have been more than a foot wide,
it was surprisingly strong. The first video one is more widely dispersed,
so not as intense as a closely coiled one that's smaller.

Here's one outside Deming NM - on Hwy 10.
We travel on this hwy and go thru this town
at least twice a year and see these almost every time.




Frownland 05-06-2020 11:09 AM

I saw a lot of them growing up in Arizona. I remember my mom pulling the car over when I was a toddler and a massive dust devil was taking up the road coming right toward us. It looked like a dust storm. It shook the hell out of the car and we could feel it dragging the car back onto the road, but it passed pretty quickly. I also remember playing a baseball game when a small one sparked up while I was doing a yawning stretch and flung a bunch of dirt in my eyes, nose, and mouth. That one was worse tbh

rostasi 05-06-2020 03:48 PM

https://i.imgur.com/8I4MhIq.jpg

WWWP 05-06-2020 04:20 PM

The fourth member must be the Holy Ghost

The Batlord 05-06-2020 04:38 PM

Occam's Razor says that the fourth member is holding the camera.

OccultHawk 05-06-2020 04:55 PM

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polio

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-polio_syndrome

rostasi 05-06-2020 08:34 PM

Be careful Charles.

Suspects shoot 2 OKC McDonald's employees after being told dining room was closed, police say.

DwnWthVwls 05-06-2020 08:36 PM

McDonalds.. pssh, Batlord works at Burger King! ;p

The Batlord 05-06-2020 08:38 PM

Surprised I've never had a gun pulled on me after all the times I had to tell full grown children that breakfast is over and we're serving lunch. You'd think they were on a death game scavenger hunt and all they needed to live and get a billion dollars was a sausage biscuit.

DwnWthVwls 05-07-2020 05:30 AM

Imagine working somewhere that doesnt food prep and still has a time restriction on what they serve. Do your ****ty microwaves stop heating up breakfast trash after 11am?

The Batlord 05-07-2020 06:12 AM

Keeping slimy sausage and burnt eggs in heated pans for three hours counts as prep and we need that space for charred hamburgers after 10:30.

Frownland 05-07-2020 08:26 AM

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...57&oe=5EDAFAF0

The Batlord 05-07-2020 09:15 AM

clear Sicilian fluting?

Exo 05-07-2020 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2116631)
clear Sicilian fluting?

This sounds dirty.

The Batlord 05-07-2020 09:23 AM

Sounds illegal.

Plankton 05-07-2020 09:39 AM

*checks porn hub for Sicilian Fluting*

Plankton 05-07-2020 09:44 AM

https://i.imgur.com/1S5PefL.jpg?1

DwnWthVwls 05-07-2020 10:18 AM

https://www.twitch.tv/gwatsky

Watsky has been rapping on twitch for the past 23 hours to raise money for charity. It's more like talking slowly in rhyme form than a long ass freestyle (he has his moments), but he raised $95,000 so far. Pretty sure hes going through a dictionary atm to use words he sees as he flips the pages.

Lucem Ferre 05-07-2020 10:22 AM

This is our chance to see a white rapper accidentally drop an N bomb out of sleep deprivation and hip hop reflexes.

DwnWthVwls 05-07-2020 10:23 AM

lol

DwnWthVwls 05-07-2020 12:53 PM

punk is totally normal

The Batlord 05-07-2020 03:16 PM

lol the great moon

grindy 05-08-2020 01:05 AM

Pull up your pants, Charles.

DwnWthVwls 05-08-2020 04:14 AM

Dont listen to the german guy. Release the great moon!

rostasi 05-08-2020 01:28 PM


The Batlord 05-08-2020 05:41 PM

Settle an argument between DWV and I. If you had to choose, which picture looks better?



Spoiler for or this?:

Oriphiel 05-08-2020 06:26 PM

Ew, black and white for sure.

The Batlord 05-08-2020 06:28 PM

Do you think a better color job would suffice or do you think the linework would be ruined no matter the case?

Lucem Ferre 05-08-2020 07:00 PM

Both Grindy and DWV said that you have a great ass.


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