Love it lmao

Half true

Hell Yes!!!

I don't totally disagree, I wouldn't personally eat my neighbors but I understand the survival instinct. The most disconcerting part though is the specificity of the fantasy he's describing regarding hanging and gutting his neighbors and feeding them to his daughters..

From what I’ve read pretty much everybody resorts to cannibalism

The Ginyu Force fight from DBZ Abridged was the best thing Team Four Star ever did and therefore the best thing Dragonball ever did.

I'm not big on meat in the first place. I'd kill a person to feed my dog but tbh I'd rather chew on twigs myself

Well then I guess you'd be down with sacrificing yourself. Good thing we have such a large human specimen ready to be butchered.

You and me bb

Nobody knows what ifs but I don’t think it’s a decision.

Uh oh.

I know one thing that elph is going to eat.

It's my ding dong.

Elph is going to suck my ding dong.

Bitch you'll all have to fight me. I ain't sacrificing myself for ****. If we're all stuck on a mountain like Alive then I'll probably just convince everyone I'm too funny to eat.

I mean I could handle eating grubs and stuff, and I know how to be a wilderness girl I could fish and trap and be ok. I'm just saying even if it were the last last option I'd prefer to just lay down and die.

However, the Donnor Party is the most metal ****.

Who'd win in a fight to the death between Bats and Pidgeons? I'm going with Steph.

I'm a man with man muscles. I'd eat Steph's intestines while she was still begging for mercy just so I could jack off.

LOL at both.

You're a delicate little blubber blob with facial hair so we can tell that they giant fleshy ball bouncing down the street is actually human. She'd decimate you. Tear you apart with her hands.

Ha. Those were decoy intestines, idiot. While you were licking your fingers I was arming the bomb inside the fake intestines, I'll be laughing at your expression before you even realize you're in 1000 sloshy pieces.

Cause she's a woman? Or cause she helps the poor? Why?

Is that why you're so wide? Tactical advantage? Points for commitment at least.

First cause she basically fighting a tissue and second cause she's a wilderness person.

You say wide, some say thicc

Do you know what center of gravity is? Mine is slightly lower than hers.

Duh, hers is in the chest. Yours is that hippo ass you have. You really haven't considered how bitch made you are. Especially in comparison. She'd destroy you. Absolutely destroy you. No chance. Not even the slightest. You should be scared.

What is this wackness? I don't understand.

I mean ... same as it ever was but actually worse this time

Definitely the most I’ve ever hated this ****hole and that’s saying a lot

I was in a long line at 7:45 a.m. today at the grocery store that opened at 8 a.m. for seniors only. A young guy came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane. He then came back around and tried to cut in again, but an old guy punched him in the gut and then kicked him. When he tried again for the third time, he said, “If you don’t let me unlock the door, you’ll never get in there.”

3pm
MEREDITH MONK
CASSIE WIELAND “Heart” performed by ADAM HOLMES
ROBERT HONSTEIN “Orison” performed by ASHLEY BATHGATE
VIJAY IYER

4pm
ANNA CLYNE “Rapture” performed by EILEEN MACK
GEORGE LEWIS “Voyager”
SHARA NOVA New Work (world premiere)
ADAM CUTHBERT

5pm
SHELLEY WASHINGTON “Black Mary” performed by KEN THOMSON
MARTIN BRESNICK “Ishi’s Song” performed by LISA MOORE
KEN THOMSON “Birds and Ambulances”(world premiere) performed by ROBERT BLACK
NATHALIE JOACHIM
DAVID T LITTLE “Hellhound” performed by MAYA BEISER

6pm
MIYA MASAOKA “Music for Ichi-ten-kin (one string koto)”
MEARA O’REILLY
VINKO GLOBOKAR “Toucher” performed by STEVEN SCHICK
ZOË KEATING

7pm
MOOR MOTHER
PHILIP GLASS “Knee Play 2” from Einstein on the Beach performed by TIM FAIN
MARK STEWART “To Whom It May Concern: Thank You”
MARY HALVORSON

8pm
MOLLY JOYCE “Purity” (world premiere) performed by DAVID COSSIN
IAN CHANG
STEVE REICH “Vermont Counterpoint” performed by CLAIRE CHASE
DAI WEI “Song for Shades of Crimson” (world premiere) performed by TODD REYNOLDS
JOHN ADAMS “China Gates” performed by VICKY CHOW

dude wut is this?

https://i.imgur.com/Z5nvWfM.png?1

Mediddytation

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