Be sure to tell him it's non-fiction. One day you may learn how I got back from the past, but until then, stew in unfulfillment.

Before I started working fast food all those years ago, I used to think that all black people looked alike. But now, I can often tell the difference.

So what you are saying is that you called all of them "Mr President?"
You were like "Do want fries with that Mr President?"...just in case?

http://i.imgur.com/YPwAVC6.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/YiDmE9V.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/1fLuNvm.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/05QfeT6.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/DeNxsPc.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/C1r38LP.gif?1http://i.imgur.com/4ljWshz.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/AzeyKyR.png
http://i.imgur.com/dcZAMNa.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/Jdrtitw.gif

I hate them all except for the 4 girls and the creature. :beer:

Still the greatest thing on the internet.

Wait, it's not Frownland? Who woulda thought?

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...pschgqabwl.jpg
Smoking, is to be the slave of tobacco.

I'd go gay for that.

My phone has been stolen, and for some dumb reason I've been keeping it unlocked, so... keep that in mind if you see any stupid/offensive/bad posts with my username next to them (if anyone knows a way to log out from all devices and browsers, this is the time to tell me)