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Cuthbert 11-30-2013 09:06 AM

Battered Mars bar & haggis, meant to be very, very nice.

http://porridgeclub.files.wordpress....cotts-oats.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...93_468x326.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Bradstock.jpg

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...i_1465048c.jpg

http://www.bloggernews.net/wp/wp-con...egg-1-of-1.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-L-3vZPOaCR...00/broth+1.jpg

>>>

The Batlord 11-30-2013 09:28 AM

I swear to god I will gut you like a fish.

ladyislingering 11-30-2013 12:50 PM

MC Peng in the house, yo

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hpho...94283175_n.jpg

Burning Down 11-30-2013 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1390367)
Calling all Black Friday videos. Post 'em if you got them!

Not videos, but comments that were picked from a Reddit thread:
17 Black Friday Stories That Will Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

Seriously, what the ****:
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013...85693002-4.jpg

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013...85693683-2.jpg

And this is just sad:
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013...85693645-6.jpg

Capitalism is like an evil, possessive overlord. If I ever decide to work retail again, please kill me.

ladyislingering 11-30-2013 02:34 PM

None of those stories surprise me at all.

It's sort of funny how after one day of everyone grinning over everything they're "thankful" for, they've got to trample and mace people, and take shits in home appliances for things they think will improve their lives....

djchameleon 11-30-2013 03:12 PM

I forgive the 80 year old lady because I have a soft spot for seniors. Even ones that appear rude and mean.

I like seniors and kids for their lack of filter. They just say whatever is on their mind right then and there and give zero fucks.

Burning Down 11-30-2013 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1390535)
I forgive the 80 year old lady because I have a soft spot for seniors. Even ones that appear rude and mean.

I like seniors and kids for their lack of filter. They just say whatever is on their mind right then and there and give zero fucks.

I still think her actions were inappropriate considering how the other customer (who pre-ordered her product and just wanted to use a Black Friday coupon!!!) was apparently calm and polite in explaining that she already ordered that skid of fabric and why she needed it. Being 80 doesn't excuse using animal mace on someone just because they have the product you want, and you didn't get it first. That's immature.

ladyislingering 11-30-2013 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1390537)
Being 80 doesn't excuse using animal mace on someone just because they have the product you want, and you didn't get it first. That's immature.

Exactly.

I can't even believe somebody's little old granny would pull that shit.

Then again, little old ladies are full of more sass than anyone.

djchameleon 11-30-2013 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1390537)
Being 80 doesn't excuse using animal mace on someone just because they have the product you want, and you didn't get it first. That's immature.

Yeah, it's not an excuse for her to do that but I personally excuse her because I like old people. I would let it pass while you can call the cops on her.

I would just laugh to myself and think about all the lovely stuff I will be doing when I get older and my filter is gone.

Scarlett O'Hara 11-30-2013 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1390498)

:love:

You are amazing. I adore penguins. I am so blessed that I got to see one in Antarctica!

ladyislingering 11-30-2013 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1390557)
:love:

You are amazing. I adore penguins. I am so blessed that I got to see one in Antarctica!

They're so little and cute!

The Batlord 12-02-2013 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1390543)
Yeah, it's not an excuse for her to do that but I personally excuse her because I like old people. I would let it pass while you can call the cops on her.

I would just laugh to myself and think about all the lovely stuff I will be doing when I get older and my filter is gone.

You'd let bear macing someone pass just because the miserable bitch was old? That's dumb. Sounds like she was probably been an all-around awful person at any age. I hate this mindset. Old people aren't any better than anyone else. They're just as likely to be sociopaths, pedophiles, and even more likely to be racists as anyone else. I think it would have been justifiable for the other woman to have punched the hag right in her face and leave her to pick what remained of her stained teeth off the ground.

Burning Down 12-02-2013 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1391152)
You'd let bear macing someone pass just because the miserable bitch was old? That's dumb. Sounds like she was probably been an all-around awful person at any age. I hate this mindset. Old people aren't any better than anyone else. They're just as likely to be sociopaths, pedophiles, and even more likely to be racists as anyone else. I think it would have been justifiable for the other woman to have punched the hag right in her face and leave her to pick what remained of her stained teeth off the ground.

I wouldn't have let it pass either. That's assault, really, and the woman with the blankets could have (and possibly did) pressed charges. I seriously wouldn't let that shit slide.

Franco Pepe Kalle 12-04-2013 03:09 PM

I want to know who loves me
Je viens savoir qui aime toi
Nalinga koyeba nani kolingi ngai
Nataka kujua nani kupenda kwangu

djchameleon 12-05-2013 02:55 AM

Vagina cakes are a thing!

!!!

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/...26670375_n.jpg

Cuthbert 12-05-2013 12:01 PM

lol ffs. I want one.

djchameleon 12-05-2013 12:03 PM

I oddly want one too. lol

Paul Smeenus 12-05-2013 12:14 PM

I wanna GIVE one.

(bet it wouldn't get fruitcake regifted)

Psy-Fi 12-05-2013 05:10 PM

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Cuthbert 12-05-2013 09:51 PM

Can't tell if that's a joke or not? :confused:

After seeing the Japanese release a fragrance based on the smell of a prepubescent boy's anus anything is a possibility now.

If it is true it's OTT. Nothing wrong with enjoying the scent of a healthy digestive system.

djchameleon 12-07-2013 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1392315)
Can't tell if that's a joke or not? :confused:

After seeing the Japanese release a fragrance based on the smell of a prepubescent boy's anus anything is a possibility now.

If it is true it's OTT. Nothing wrong with enjoying the scent of a healthy digestive system.

It is actually a real product.


I love this video so much.
You Shall Not Pass, Dog - Video

Cats just owning silly dogs.

Frownland 12-07-2013 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1392973)
It is actually a real product.


I love this video so much.
You Shall Not Pass, Dog - Video

Cats just owning silly dogs.

:laughing: that reminds me of my pet situation because my cat is the queen of the house. Those cats really ought to quit being right bitches, though.

Scarlett O'Hara 12-08-2013 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1392973)
It is actually a real product.


I love this video so much.
You Shall Not Pass, Dog - Video

Cats just owning silly dogs.

I loved watching that! You always post such awesome videos/pictures of cats. :)

Burning Down 12-08-2013 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1393221)
I loved watching that! You always post such awesome videos/pictures of cats. :)

I answered your PM and you have failed to answer back :bringit:

Scarlett O'Hara 12-08-2013 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1393224)
I answered your PM and you have failed to answer back :bringit:


:laughing:

Sorry babe, I have been out but will reply you now! *bends over for you to spank*

djchameleon 12-08-2013 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1393221)
I loved watching that! You always post such awesome videos/pictures of cats. :)

Thanks! To be honest, Some I do find on my own but others I snatch from my friend's timeline on facebook.


Here is a sweet one that got posted today with cat gifs.

33 Gifs Of Cats Being Annoying - Gallery

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/83715688.gif

hehe love how the kitty dissed her. Nope....not today. I'm busy.

Cuthbert 12-08-2013 10:19 PM

That video lol, cats :cool:, they don't give a ****.

Excelsior 12-09-2013 02:04 AM

why is there always a spam thread on forums ? :D

gunnels 12-09-2013 02:16 AM

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Scarlett O'Hara 12-09-2013 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Excelsior (Post 1393384)
why is there always a spam thread on forums ? :D

It gives people a place to post random thoughts/meme's/pcis/gifs whatever.

Cheese 12-09-2013 02:26 AM

http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia...reamOfSpam.jpg

Cheese 12-09-2013 02:45 AM

And for no reason whatsoever a pic of a '65 Vauxhall Velox that looks eerily like my old one

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8051/8...43000292_z.jpg

Excelsior 12-09-2013 02:50 AM

This is a wreck :p:

Cheese 12-09-2013 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Excelsior (Post 1393391)
This is a wreck :p:


not much different to when i had it lol

Cheese 12-09-2013 03:00 AM

1959 Chevrolet Bel Air VS. 2009 Chevrolet Malibu crash test | Best Funny Gifs and Animated Gifs Updated Daily - Gif Bin

The Batlord 12-11-2013 09:50 AM

To give you an idea of just how easily amused I am I am currently trying to make the mouse cursor move by moving the laser mouse just over the desk but without actually touching it. It's surprisingly difficult.

Cuthbert 12-11-2013 01:49 PM

This is too much


Irish lad knocks himself out after upside down pint in amsterdam - YouTube

Stupid twat :D

Psy-Fi 12-12-2013 07:40 AM

^ He dropped like a sack of Irish potatoes.

Here's a Slayer themed home Christmas lighting display...



SLAYER CHRISTMAS LIGHTS 2013 - YouTube

djchameleon 12-12-2013 09:02 AM



This is why I watch Fox News when I'm at the gym on an elliptical doing my cardio.

I get to laugh so much.

"It's just a fact that Santa Claus is white"

:laughing:

Cuthbert 12-13-2013 11:38 AM

Rolled up tissue in your nostril to make yourself sneeze >>>

Looking at a bright light or the sun when you can feel a sneeze coming and it tips you over the edge >>>

Sneezing >>>


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