Heaven is for squares anyway.

Have dined in MA, NH, ME, AZ, IL, BAJA, CA, and all over China.

French Fries.

they are JUST FRIES and theyre not even french they're Belgian fight me

If they weren't called French fries then why do I call them French fries?

does my username read google or Apollonia?

Could always go the alternate route: potato skins.

Pretty sure I already related the incident about getting called multiple times in the middle of the night by an irate drug dealer who threatened me with violence if I didn't meet him in a Walmart parking lot to buy his drugs like "I" said I would.

He wouldn't take my word that I wasn't whoever he thought I was, so it went on for a while. I think we'd become friends by the end. Either that or he was trying to lull me into a false sense of security so he could trick me into coming to the Walmart parking lot and then shoot me.

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You just seem very sure, so I thought you were some kind of potato linguistics expert.

this is because i'm polish aint it. ****ing racist

also I used google

Are you North Polish or South Polish?