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**Frownland** · 10-05-2015, 10:22 AM

Cardboard boxes = the most fireproof extinguishers known to man.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-05-2015, 10:26 AM

Bang on five minutes is the best bit where he puts the lit match on a bag of rubbish

Oriphiel · 10-05-2015, 01:33 PM

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ladyislingering · 10-05-2015, 01:36 PM

I just got a text from a number I don't recognize.

They said "Grettings".

I said "Penguins".

I wonder how long this conversation will continue.

Neapolitan · 10-05-2015, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I just got a text from a number I don't recognize.

They said "Grettings".

I said "Penguins".

I wonder how long this conversation will continue.

One time I got a phone call on my cellphone for a Dr. Patel, cause it was a new phone# and everything. I didn't tell them it was a wrong number, I just said 'he couldn't come to the phone right now cause he's in the restroom.' Then she asked me how long he will be. The conversation lasted longer than I wanted to. :/

Aux-In · 10-05-2015, 01:48 PM

I had that happen to me once. Lady called a few times even though initially I said it wasn't the right number. The third time, I asked, "So what's this [person] all about?" She said, "You don't want to know."

Neapolitan · 10-05-2015, 01:53 PM

ladyislingering · 10-05-2015, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan

One time I got a phone call on my cellphone for a Dr. Patel, cause it was a new phone# and everything. I didn't tell them it was a wrong number, I just said 'he couldn't come to the phone right now cause he's in the restroom.' Then she asked me how long he will be. The conversation lasted longer than I wanted to. :/

ughhhh!!

My mom has a knack for calling me when she's on the toilet, or about to be sitting on it. It's ridiculous.

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Originally Posted by aux-in

I had that happen to me once. Lady called a few times even though initially I said it wasn't the right number. The third time, I asked, "So what's this [person] all about?" She said, "You don't want to know."

**Frownland** · 10-05-2015, 01:57 PM

I would have done an over the phone diagnosis and recommended your brand of ice cream. Gotta rake in those royalties, and the neopolitan is declining in popularity.

ladyislingering · 10-05-2015, 02:01 PM

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I would have done an over the phone diagnosis and recommended your brand of ice cream. Gotta rake in those royalties, and the neopolitan is declining in popularity.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I would have done an over the phone diagnosis and recommended your brand of ice cream. Gotta rake in those royalties, and the neopolitan is declining in popularity. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x