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Alright then I'll bring three rolls of duct tape.
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I don't need tools to cover your record store's windows in duct tape.
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You should duct tape Tool albums to his windows.
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use lube son
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found the pencil dick
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found the sharpener
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Meet the dracorex hogwartsia (Dragon King of Hogwarts).
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They've been playing that a lot on local radio. It grew on me like a genital wart.
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My brother sent it to me, I like the video. Like her voice a lot too, but yeah, I could see them ruining this playing it every 10 minutes on the radio.
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The blog on the Shonen Knife website is the most precious thing ever
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Shonen Knife's Blog | 少年ナイフのメンバーによるブログ� �世界中を飛び回る少年ナイフのワー� ��ドツアー日記など、内容盛りだくさ ん！ |
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I never realized I've always been waiting for the gays to discover minimal synth.
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This man can make a good living making aerobic vids for hoes.
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Laying in bed and I want to sleep but there’s a slumbering cat on me. I sleep best on my side but I would have to disturb the cat to turn on my side. So I am suffering and wasting away on MusicBanter at the dispense of my sleeping schedule all for a cat that would probably eat me if I were to die in my apartment
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Sometimes I lay down on the floor for like 20 mins and see which part of by body my dog goes for first
Spoiler alert it's always your mouth. |
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She's pretending she doesn't want it cause she's on camera, playing hard to get.
I bet her pussy smells like ALPO. |
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Miss this guy. |
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Zhuge Liang would be so proud |
Is that really the next xbox design?
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I'll give you three guesses.
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