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Frownland 10-05-2015 09:22 AM

Cardboard boxes = the most fireproof extinguishers known to man.

Cuthbert 10-05-2015 09:26 AM

:D:D

Bang on five minutes is the best bit where he puts the lit match on a bag of rubbish :D

Oriphiel 10-05-2015 12:33 PM

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ladyislingering 10-05-2015 12:36 PM

I just got a text from a number I don't recognize.

They said "Grettings".

I said "Penguins".

I wonder how long this conversation will continue.

Neapolitan 10-05-2015 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1640202)
I just got a text from a number I don't recognize.

They said "Grettings".

I said "Penguins".

I wonder how long this conversation will continue.

One time I got a phone call on my cellphone for a Dr. Patel, cause it was a new phone# and everything. I didn't tell them it was a wrong number, I just said 'he couldn't come to the phone right now cause he's in the restroom.' Then she asked me how long he will be. The conversation lasted longer than I wanted to. :/

Aux-In 10-05-2015 12:48 PM

I had that happen to me once. Lady called a few times even though initially I said it wasn't the right number. The third time, I asked, "So what's this [person] all about?" She said, "You don't want to know."

Neapolitan 10-05-2015 12:53 PM

:laughing:

ladyislingering 10-05-2015 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1640204)
One time I got a phone call on my cellphone for a Dr. Patel, cause it was a new phone# and everything. I didn't tell them it was a wrong number, I just said 'he couldn't come to the phone right now cause he's in the restroom.' Then she asked me how long he will be. The conversation lasted longer than I wanted to. :/

:laughing: ughhhh!!

My mom has a knack for calling me when she's on the toilet, or about to be sitting on it. It's ridiculous.


Quote:

Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1640205)
I had that happen to me once. Lady called a few times even though initially I said it wasn't the right number. The third time, I asked, "So what's this [person] all about?" She said, "You don't want to know."

:yikes:

Frownland 10-05-2015 12:57 PM

I would have done an over the phone diagnosis and recommended your brand of ice cream. Gotta rake in those royalties, and the neopolitan is declining in popularity.

ladyislingering 10-05-2015 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1640209)
I would have done an over the phone diagnosis and recommended your brand of ice cream. Gotta rake in those royalties, and the neopolitan is declining in popularity.

the best way to eat Neapolitan: throw it in a blender, 3 flavors of deliciousness


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