Martin Tungevaag - "Wicked Wonderland"

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that's not how you chopstick, Angus.

A takeaway customer who ordered a mild curry from his local Indian restaurant was shocked to receive his food and find the receipt had been marked - 'WHITE PPL'.

Stuart Lynn, 44, asked for his venison curry to be served mild when he placed his order with Valentine Restaurant in Southall, west London, which specialises in Sri Lankan and South Indian cuisine.

But when he returned to his home in nearby Northolt with his £30 of food, he found a note on his receipt under the listing for the curry which read: 'VERY MILD, WHITE PPL.'

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Southall man opens Valentine Restaurant takeaway to find VERY MILD, WHITE PPL*on the receipt | Daily Mail Online

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Enjoyed this, read the article on the link and see how they tried to wriggle out of it. It's excellent. Excuses worse than a duty solicitor would come up with for you.

So what? We tremble in fear when we see a group of Hispanics show up at BK, cause years of experience have taught us that they're about to hit us up for a metric ton of food.

I saw this as well - Cereal Killer Cafe | Menus

A cafe in London selling bowls of cereal. £4.40 for a large bowl. For the American bros in dollars this is $6.68, for one bowl of cereal

Stuart needs to stop bitching.

tbh, I'd laugh if I got that on a receipt.

Exactly. White people are crybabies when it comes to spicy food and, as it turns out, being outed as someone who can't handle the heat.