The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

View Poll Results: x
1 0 0%
2 0 0%
Voters: 0. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
Page 572 of 2892 « First 72472522562570571 572 57357458262267210721572 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-09-2015, 01:14 AM   #5711 (permalink)
Key
.
 
Key's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 13,153
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neapolitan View Post
I am not talking, I am typing.
Then grab your keyboard and **** off.
Key is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-09-2015, 01:34 AM   #5712 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki View Post
Then grab your keyboard and **** off.
What will grabbing his keyboard accomplish? Can't he **** off without it?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-09-2015, 01:44 AM   #5713 (permalink)
Key
.
 
Key's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 13,153
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
What will grabbing his keyboard accomplish? Can't he **** off without it?
Good point.
Key is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-09-2015, 06:57 AM   #5714 (permalink)
carpe musicam
 
Neapolitan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Les Barricades Mystérieuses
Posts: 7,710
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki View Post
Then grab your keyboard and **** off.
I'm not using a keyboard, I'm using a tablet.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by mord View Post
Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
Neapolitan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-09-2015, 09:53 AM   #5715 (permalink)
Fck Ths Thngs
 
DwnWthVwls's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2014
Location: NJ
Posts: 6,261
Default
Troll em hard Nea.
__________________
I don't got a god complex, you got a simple god...

Quote:
Originally Posted by elphenor View Post
I'd vote for Trump
DwnWthVwls is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-09-2015, 12:54 PM   #5716 (permalink)
Maelian
 
ladyislingering's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
Default
I overheard an elderly man taking a giant shit and/or masturbating this morning.

It reminded me of this.

__________________
You and I,
We were born to die.
ladyislingering is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-09-2015, 02:41 PM   #5717 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Jerked off in the bathroom at work today.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-09-2015, 02:44 PM   #5718 (permalink)
Wrinkled Magazine
 
Aux-In's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: In Time
Posts: 467
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Jerked off in the bathroom at work today.
That does sound like the sanitary thing to do while at work.
__________________
Reviews l YouTube Playlist: Another Dimension

"All over a bowl of bitter beans."
Aux-In is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-09-2015, 02:44 PM   #5719 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
Default
It was really only a matter of time. I'm surprised you made it this long, though.
__________________
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-09-2015, 03:17 PM   #5720 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by aux-in View Post
That does sound like the sanitary thing to do while at work.
I was on break. So it's okay.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 572 of 2892 « First 72472522562570571 572 57357458262267210721572 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.