The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

[Key]

Originally Posted by Frownland

I meant to say wanton. If case my point wasn't clear earlier: your new signature is like Dirty and Oriphiel had an obnoxious baby. Go **** yourself.

It also technically breaks forum rules:

• Please make an effort to ensure your posts are written in an intelligible way and are not formatted in a distracting manner.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

It's also a cry for help. Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

Sure, Jan.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

It's also a cry for help. Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

You mean like when you make a thread about how much you don't care about Axl Rose and Slash, just so you can talk about how much you don't care about Axl Rose and Slash?

Originally Posted by Ki

It also technically breaks forum rules:

God you're a pussy. Where's the dude who told me the story about him ****ing his dead grandmother at her funeral?

[Key]

^I can't quote your post because of your signature. **** you.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

God you're a pussy. Where's the dude who told me the story about him ****ing his dead grandmother at her funeral?

The deceased missus kept her form during her wake.

She looked lovelier than she did the first time I met her.

Which was in the hospital.

I held her emaciated, cold hand, and she told me that I had pretty hair.

[Neapolitan]

Originally Posted by Ki

It also technically breaks forum rules:

Techinically it's a signature and not a post.

I remember someone asking if they could be ban for something they did in there sig, and the mod said "no." (but he did wasn't about links to their band, or advertising external sites or a spammy yellow sig.) Still I wonder if a mod would take issue with it.

[Chula Vista]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You mean like when you make a thread about how much you don't care about Axl Rose and Slash, just so you can talk about how much you don't care about Axl Rose and Slash?

But the world seems to care. It's being talked about on every freaking news outlet online. It's BIG NEWS baby.

I figured I'd clue you guys in on the latest "As the Guns as Roses turns".....

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Ki

^I can't quote your post because of your signature. **** you.

Yeah you can. Just scroll to the right.

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

The deceased missus kept her form during her wake.

She looked lovelier than she did the first time I met her.

Which was in the hospital.

I held her emaciated, cold hand, and she told me that I had pretty hair.

Was that before or after Ki fucked her?

[Key]

^After.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Was that before or after Ki fucked her?

Ki didn't pull a Bundy on his gran.

And I'm glad, because I was even afraid to touch her corpse in fear it'd fall apart. She was that thin.