I like Patrice O'Neal.

I like turtles

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Ben Shapiro has a sister. Yowza.

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aLgPMV5_700b.jpg

Not even a little bit. Like she's got this weird alien neck buck it's somehow graceful and sexy af.

Yeah that's where I heard about her. Well Funnyjunk but that's just warmed over 4Chan.

She's nice looking for a Jewish broad

I do see the resemblance though

I was gonna say she really has a stereotypical Jewish beauty

Not a lot of people know this but my hair is an homage to the second level of Donkey Kong Country.

God I love Maury. What a cynical bastard.

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Oh ok thanks

We got Impossible Whoppers at BK now. We're not selling them yet but we have them. They do not taste at all like Whoppers btw. They're like halfway between beef and chicken but more flavorful in a really bad way. Like they leave a nasty taste in your mouth that won't go away until you drink something and gargle it.

So you're saying it tastes exactly like a whopper?

You can taste something besides char?

I tried the slider ones at White Castle. Meh.

I think they forgot to draw the sharpie grill marks on last time I went, I couldn't taste any char.

That's literally all they taste like. It's the only thing that makes them taste not like McDonald's gelatin burgers.

It has that icky grease nast to it, you've just grown numb to it.

It's a pretty dry burger actually. Not much grease taste to it.

That makes the disgusting lingering grease flavour somewhat impressive then.

McDonald's plastic cheese and rehydrated onions are what make their burgers tolerable anyways.