Btw I had an idea for a commercial for the Angry Whopper today that my coworker did not approve of.

http://bk-latam-prod.s3.amazonaws.co...40-GRILLED.png

Announcer: How do you make a Whopper angry?

Announcer: Well, cheese, bacon, jalapenos, crispy onions, and Angry sauce.

Anouncer: *pause*

Anouncer: Do you think this is some kind of joke?!

Accurate.

Unassailable

I think that’s really pretty good tbh

You'll need to work on it a bit more if you're ever going to top this Burger King ad...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfS3JXOW4AEW6Fn.jpg

Wild tbh

Not noted: for each line of dialogue, there are 12 jump cuts.

*seconds

and there are actually 28 jump cuts per line of dialogue

Basically what I'm trying to say is that superhero movie editors need to chill the **** out.

Worst ever is Armageddon.

Taken is pretty bad with it too.

But that's a classic.

Then it really puts the ass in classic

Next you'll tell me Independence Day wasn't our generation's Citizen Kane.

lmao

Do the gays watch straight porn?

Sometimes

Shut up, breeder.

I don't watch porn but I find the idea of sex between a man and woman, or between two men, as appealing as between two women. Maybe even more so because it has some mystery for me

Who the **** doesn't watch porn? I mean I understand that mainstream porn is boring as ****, but there's good stuff if you dig a little.

But if I'm gonna spend effort on sexual matters I'd rather spend it on sex irl than take the trouble of finding good porn

Edit: ok to be fair, of course porn is not necessarily meant as a replacement for real life sex. And if I think about it honestly the main reason that I don't watch porn is that I just would feel awkward

Poor thing

You'll never know the simple joy of Overwatch porn

Once it has artistic value, it's not porn anymore.

Who needs to listen to music when you can just remember a song you heard?

It's more like watching a video of someone listening to music through their headphones with bleached lighting.

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...1f&oe=5D387200

"I am directly responsible for the death of 86 people. I go to bed with this thought, and - if I sleep at all - I wake up with the same thought. I killed 72 people with my own hands, among them nine were women. We made no distinction, asked no questions; they were "Chetniks" and our enemies. The most difficult thing is to ignite a house or kill a man for the first time; but afterwards, everything becomes routine."

Looks like we’re gonna “haftar” side with another dictator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inh-wNRkpHs

He hit another ace in the final 9 of the tournament as well.

After a decade I have yet to get an ace though I did have one incredible near miss that skipped off the ground and grazed the chains. My home course is a bitch with a level of trees I have seen nowhere else. Not even close.

Spend $2.50 on a pack of cards and you've got 4 aces right there.

you guys if you're going to present misleading information in order to take advantage of subsidization or government aid I say go for it game that system but omg pls don't sign your name to your bs on declaration under penalty of perjury forms smdh

just had to make a very uncomfortable phone call