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OccultHawk 04-15-2019 08:07 PM

wake up go to work
listen to frankie teardrop
get drunk and drive fast

OccultHawk 04-15-2019 08:10 PM

thirty eight special
ninety five percent death rate
when used on one’s self

OccultHawk 04-15-2019 08:16 PM

jump off a high cliff
terminal velocity
works every time

OccultHawk 04-15-2019 08:27 PM

work hard when you’re young
save and invest your money
that’s what my dad did

OccultHawk 04-15-2019 08:53 PM

fulani mali
it did not make my news feed
when they were all killed

OccultHawk 04-15-2019 09:05 PM


OccultHawk 04-16-2019 08:56 AM

elph’s pantiliner
is stuffed in his a$$ cherry
because i popped it

OccultHawk 04-16-2019 09:00 AM

drugs really aren’t nice
i have known lots of addicts
they’re all worthless c unts

WWWP 04-16-2019 09:08 AM

remember when charles posted in rhyme for an entire day?

this is like that but worse lol

OccultHawk 04-16-2019 09:09 AM

i talk in my sleep
my words are f ucking scary
something bad happened

OccultHawk 04-16-2019 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2052432)
remember when charles posted in rhyme for an entire day?

this is like that but worse lol

Some of these are pretty good, actually

The Batlord 04-16-2019 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2052432)
remember when charles posted in rhyme for an entire day?

this is like that but worse lol

And then you had a serious family crisis or something that had you very distressed and I consoled you in rhyme?

Frownland 04-16-2019 07:07 PM

https://scontent.fhhr1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...1c&oe=5D49FA13

Lucem Ferre 04-17-2019 01:38 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2052505)
cheer up emotional boy :beer:

im more punk than you too :cool:


WWWP 04-17-2019 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2052452)
And then you had a serious family crisis or something that had you very distressed and I consoled you in rhyme?

Lol yes I don't remember what the crisis was but yeah 10/10 would be comforted in iambic pentameter again

Frownland 04-17-2019 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2052542)
10/10 would be comforted in iambic pentameter again

Was this on purpose?

WWWP 04-17-2019 01:39 PM

;)

Frownland 04-17-2019 04:45 PM

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...0c&oe=5D453C86

OccultHawk 04-18-2019 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2052612)

What am I not processing?

Frownland 04-18-2019 10:47 AM

I think it's another dimension.

grindy 04-18-2019 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2052693)
What am I not processing?

Looks like DeepDream.

DwnWthVwls 04-18-2019 01:06 PM

900 mil euros donated for a stupid church and belief system but no one wants to donate to help out people. Charity huh? More like gross misuse of monies.

OccultHawk 04-18-2019 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 2052717)
900 mil euros donated for a stupid church and belief system but no one wants to donate to help out people. Charity huh? More like gross misuse of monies.

Church

The Batlord 04-18-2019 01:22 PM

It's not a church it's a symbol of national identity that makes people feel less insignificant. If they have one less symbol of themselves then they are less of themselves then they were the day before. Without those things we'd all be living in soviet housing blocks eating gruel.

DwnWthVwls 04-18-2019 01:27 PM

Stop playing devils advocate, dweeb.

The Batlord 04-18-2019 01:36 PM

I mean I'm not totally justifying it but I do think there's a need for symbols like that. Humans need culture and milestones to make them feel like their and their species' time on this earth has been worthwhile. Building the Pyramids, the Great Wall, the Magna Carta, going to the moon, even splitting the atom are all things that make existence feel less transient and pointless, and feeding the homeless instead won't change that.

OccultHawk 04-18-2019 01:47 PM

Just leave it as is and in 1000 years the burnt remains will have the same reverence

The Batlord 04-18-2019 01:51 PM

Saturn rockets and the Coliseum are still way cooler than soup kitchens, bruh. My cynicism can't overcome my childlike wonder and I won't let it.

Frownland 04-18-2019 01:51 PM

They should turn it into a sweet gift shop.

OccultHawk 04-18-2019 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2052727)
Saturn rockets and the Coliseum are still way cooler than soup kitchens, bruh. My cynicism can't overcome my childlike wonder and I won't let it.

I also have childlike wonder. In fact, I’m Carl Sagan!

The Batlord 04-18-2019 02:10 PM

Was just bored and looking at Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees and I lol'd at seeing that Yes and Tupac got inducted in the same year (2017).

DwnWthVwls 04-18-2019 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2052724)
I mean I'm not totally justifying it but I do think there's a need for symbols like that. Humans need culture and milestones to make them feel like their and their species' time on this earth has been worthwhile. Building the Pyramids, the Great Wall, the Magna Carta, going to the moon, even splitting the atom are all things that make existence feel less transient and pointless, and feeding the homeless instead won't change that.

A couple thoughts:

Sure i understand humans need it but its also a mentality i think we should be moving away from.

Rebuilding it is not the same as the original so what do you need all the money for? You could spend multitudes leas and make it a memorial wihout losing much symbolic value.

The Batlord 04-18-2019 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 2052734)
A couple thoughts:

Sure i understand humans need it but its also a mentality i think we should be moving away from.

1. Just for religious cultural things or cultural things in general?

2. I mean if you want people to exist or be willing to exist in a world without human made things to inspire awe and wonder then we might as well be actual automatons, no? Part of my idea about a lack of free will is that humans can't actually live truly as if they have no free will because then they have nothing. Existing without monuments to look up to and stare at will be one less thing we have to give our lives aesthetics and texture (hard to put abstract concepts into words but I hope you get the gist of what I'm trying to say). We need things to distract us from nothingness whether it be books, music, or some pretty church.

Quote:

Rebuilding it is not the same as the original so what do you need all the money for? You could spend multitudes leas and make it a memorial wihout losing much symbolic value.
It's been remodeled before so it's not like it was entirely original even a few days ago. So long as it looks like what people think Notre Dame is supposed to look like they'll suspend their disbelief.

Lucem Ferre 04-18-2019 10:45 PM

I thought it was just the roof and steeple that burned down.

Oriphiel 04-19-2019 11:09 AM


The Batlord 04-19-2019 02:09 PM

Pornhub's doing their part to save the bees.


The Batlord 04-19-2019 10:28 PM

https://memeworld.funnyjunk.com/pict...e8_7050112.jpg

The Batlord 04-20-2019 07:43 AM

The ****? ****ing Dave Mustaine let Apple use "Last Rites/Loved to Deth" in a commercial. Whose idea was this? And lol the comments for the video are disabled. Can't imagine why.


DwnWthVwls 04-21-2019 05:06 PM

https://media1.tenor.com/images/1363...temid=12561789

The Batlord 04-21-2019 08:14 PM

British humor is dad jokes that America can't yet conceive of.


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